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glenniebun whittled down the remaining movie quotes to only two. That leaves:
    "In a magical garden they sing how they follow the stream to its source, gliding over the water."

  • This is somebody recounting a scene from an opera to somebody else.

    One of the characters is playing the piano, the other is sipping wine.


  • "It has taken 60 million years to develop the carnivorous biped you see before you."

  • This is from a terrifying horror film of the old school, that was the subject of a CGI-laden remake a few years back.

    The speaker is discussing the referenced character's playboy nature, and the person it is spoken to probably couldn't care less.

So here we go again with fifteen more:
  1. If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anybody.
    The Godfather Part II, answered by suitboyskin

  2. Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!
    An American Werewolf in London, answered by suitboyskin

  3. You see, I have no intentions of breaking down her prejudices. I want her to believe in God and virtue and the sanctity of marriage, and still not be able to stop herself. I want the pleasure of watching her betray everything that is most important to her. Surely you can understand that. I thought betrayal was your favorite word.
    Dangerous Liaisons, answered by zorkfox

  4. It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.
    Trading Places, answered by glenniebun

  5. Have you forgotten your scripture, the thirteenth scroll? 'And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.'
    Planet of the Apes, answered by glenniebun

  6. Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
    Some Like It Hot, answered by glenniebun

  7. The only thing that worried me was the actual killing. How does one do that? Hmmm? How does one kill a man? It's one thing to dream about it; very different when, when you, when you have to do it with your own hands.
    Amadeus, answered by theladyrose

  8. Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
    Snatch, answered by ehowton

  9. Good evening. Although I shall not be present at this historic summit meeting, I present this in the hope that our great nations may learn to live in peace...
    Escape From New York, answered by melancthe

  10. Disneyland. Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland.
    Apocalypse Now, answered by ehowton

  11. You know what they're going to say. The Times is going to support you. The News is going to knock you. The Post will take both sides at the same time. The rich will support you, likewise the blacks, and the Puerto Ricans won't give a shit.

  12. Love to prove that, wouldn't ya? Get your name into the National Geographic.
    Jaws, answered by glenniebun

  13. Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.
    Rear Window, answered by theladyrose

  14. I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.
    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, answered by zorkfox

  15. Well, men are only men. That's why they lie. They can't tell the truth, even to themselves.
    Rashômon, answered by theladyrose

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