Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
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The capital of Nebraska is Lincoln.

You'll never hear "Shalom Aleichem" the same way again...


Not really work safe, but not that bad either.


Stolen from elsewhere:

  • Who was the last person to hear you sing?
    I played Omaha with Charlie, Dre and Frank (one of the building guys) yesterday. We played some Frank Sinatra and Jimi Hendrix, to which I sang along.

  • Have you ever kissed an ex after you broke up?
    No.

  • Do you have a secret that less than three people know about?
    Now that I stop to think about it, I really don't have any secrets that less than three people know about. It's not that I'm bad at keeping them, it's just that over time enough people come to know about them.

  • Do you think your first love affects the way you go on with life?
    To the extent that all experiences shape a person, yes. Like all things, however, the direct effect fades in time.

  • Do you kiss a lot of people?
    No. Maybe I should do something about that.

  • Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
    Yes.

  • Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years?
    The people who are closest to me now have been so for that time already.

  • How long have you known your best friend?
    My closest friends... quite some time now

  • Do you find guys girls with facial piercings attractive?
    Not usually, but some people make it work for them.

  • Do you trust people easily?
    No.

  • Your number two tells you they're pregnant, you say:
    Now I'm a bit confused by this. I've generally heard of "number two" being... well... if a turd tells me it's pregnant, I flush the toilet. I've also heard "number two" bandied about various science fiction series, in which case I would be genuinely shocked if they were pregnant as all the ones I can think of are male (one is even an android), in which case I either say (depending upon context) "Holy shit, that's great!" or "It's a trick. Get an axe."

  • What is the biggest secret you know about one of your best friends?
    Whoa... stow it there. If it's a secret that's not mine, I'm not saying anything.

  • Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend?
    Of course. I am finding that they tend to come around in the end, though.

  • Think a lot before you fall asleep?
    Yes I do. I often either mull over the day's events or think about whatever book I'm reading.

  • Do you have empty bottles of alcohol hidden somewhere?
    No, they're right there.

  • Regret anything you did in the past week?
    I made a couple of choices playing Scrabble on Facebook that I suppose could have been wiser.

  • Has someone smacked your butt in the past week?
    Not the right someone.

  • What were you doing at 9:17 pm last night?
    I believe I was eating a late dinner.

  • What holiday is closest to your birthday?
    Labor Day.

  • Who is your 9th contact in your phone?
    Paul, all cunning and crafty-like.

  • Have you had a birthday yet this year?
    Not for a long while (bad time to be asking that question, eh?).

  • How old will you be in five years?
    39 and sexy.

  • Do you like being around a large group of friends, or two best friends?
    Usually the two best friends. But I've been having some good times at parties lately.

  • What happened at 10:00 am today?
    I got some cards and a four pack smartjack from the office.

  • Congratulations! You just had a baby girl right now! What's her name?
    Er... Lunch? Seriously, left to my own devices, I'd probably end up with something with a couple of syllables and vaguely poetical in sound.

  • Who did you last take a picture with?
    Photos were taken of me at Nate's birthday party at Sammy's and La Caverna on Saturday. They're on Facebook, if you want to see them.

  • Ever been given roses?
    No.

  • How’s your life going?
    Aside from not having been given roses, pretty damn good right now!

  • What color underwear are you wearing?
    They're blue.

  • What does your last sent text message say?
    "Nah. Uncle Dick was the war profiteer, and if you think that the Bush clan ever let W. near the REAL money, you're underestimating their greed." And yes, before you ask, I do indeed text like that.

  • Have you ever wrote someone a letter?
    Many times.

  • Do you cuss a lot?
    Fuck no.

  • Is there someone you will never forget?
    Quite a few.

  • Is there a girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
    Not really. Different ones know different things.

  • When's the last time you laughed really hard?
    Charlie said something yesterday that had me in stitches, but I can't remember what it was. Charlie joked that he found a hundred dollar bill. Dre asked if he really found it, to which Charlie responded, "Nah, I jacked a little old lady for it."

  • Are you uncomfortable staring into someones eyes who likes you?
    Not if I like them back.

  • Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
    There's a list.

  • Do you and your friends have code words for things?
    Not so much code words, really, as an idiosyncratic way of speaking.
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