Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt

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Oh shit, there goes the planet...

Movie Quote of the Week


Dark Helmet

Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Laser Gunner

Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!

Dark Helmet

Who made that man a gunner?


I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet

Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz

He's an asshole sir.

Dark Helmet

I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz

That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!

Dark Helmet

And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz

He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

Dark Helmet

How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand

Entire Bridge Crew


Dark Helmet

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down.
Dark Helmet

Keep firing, assholes!
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