Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Who made that man a gunner?
I did sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an asshole sir.
I know that! What's his name?
That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
And his cousin?
He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand
Entire Bridge Crew
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down.
Keep firing, assholes!