Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt

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R A N T ! ! !

Warning: The following entry contains adult language, adult situation, violence, nudity and frequent pervasive drug use, all involving minors. Reader discretion is advised.

Fuck This Weather

It was hailing today. HAILING. This shit has got to stop. Remember when I said that it may be time for a thinner jacket? Well, it wasn't.

Fuck the MTA

They have a complete monopoly, and a stranglehold over life in New York City, and they suck big floppy donkey dick.

There are endless delays and problems that miraculously started occuring with great frequency once people started complaining about the fare hike. I wonder if this is a job action to make people appreciate the MTA more or something like that. All they're doing is pissing people off. The 7 line seems to have at least one total breakdown per week, sometimes in the morning, sometimes in the evening, and because the subway system was basically designed by two competing companies, there is very little in the way of redundancy, so we, the commuters of New York, suffer because of it.

This is made all the more obnoxious when you put it into perspective: historically, New York has had the best public transportation system around. It had to, given the density of Manhattan. The introduction of the MetroCard cemented the prevalance of the system, but ever since the fare hike, they've gone bad. Real bad.

Fuck the Republicans

Okay, this last ploy just proves that their party line means exactly shit. The Constitution specifically states that there needs to be separate political branches of the government so that there can't be too much power in one place. Now that the courts can be gainsaid by Congress, that separation is gone.

This country is totally fucked. They've gone Shaka Zulu on us.

Fuck Analog Data Circuits

I had three analog repairs in the same place yesterday. It took all day because every time the tester would get into the circuit, the card would go completely dead in the rack. This shouldn't happen at all because the rack provides the power for the card. I had to put up a new jack for the circuits I was repairing. I was at Waterside Plaza, which is behind Bellevue, across the FDR... bumblefuck. I went to the 30th Street CO for the jack, but they don't have special services shit. So I then wen to the 37th Street CO, but in addition to being a maze that the people that work there aren't quite sure about how to get around, the equipment locker there was unmanned and locked. So I had to go all the way up to 56th Street, where I got everything I needed. The wild goose chase took up the entire day, however, and so this morning the jobs were back in my work.

Keep in mind that I know jack shit about analogs.

My foreman actually went out to the site (again - that makes three times that he's done this, I might have to grieve his ass for harassment), but even he had to admit that the situation was completely insane. I managed to get the circuits fixed; there were loose scotchlocks in the cross-connect, which is why the undergrounds looked good when I checked them yesterday as there was nothing wrong with them.

Fuck Scrounging Around
for Memes To Take

This one was disgusting. And the results are completely inexplicable.

You scored 64% for basic knowledge, 62% for advanced knowledge, 34% for perverted knowledge and 37% for obscure knowledge

Well assuming I made the questions well and you didn't simply guess
well, we should now know how much you've learn't from sex columns, the
internet and friends and family about fetishes and sex, at least
compared to me and other takers in a statistically crappy test since I
did it off the top of my head, but I tried, I swear...

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 18% on Basic
You scored higher than 40% on Advanced
You scored higher than 13% on Perverse
You scored higher than 68% on Obscure
Link: The Fetish Knowledge Test written by Dunatis2000 on Ok Cupid
Tags: memes, new york, subway
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