Tim sent out this e-mail this morning:
We only finally got admitted to the room at about 1 AM last night. They applied the gel to Patsy, and she started to have "too frequent contractions", so they removed it. Now we have contractions, slowly building in strength as of now, 5 AM.
Sooooooo, we wait.
I can't say much more at the moment because I don't know any more than what's here, but it's pretty informative (it's Tim, after all). More on this breaking story as the information rolls in...
...but all I can really do for now...
Okay, that's funny as all hell!!!
Your Linguistic Profile:
50% General American English
0% Upper Midwestern
As if in response to my recent post, the MTA released a statement yesterday apologizing for all of the delays and promising to try harder.
Like that's gonna work.
We call it Underworld. That's where Bartertown gets its energy.
What, oil? Natural gas?
You mean pigs like those?
No. Pig shit.
Pig shit. The lights, the motors, the vehicles, all run by a high-powered gas called methane. And methane cometh from pig shit.
suitboyskin this weekend! Yippee!!!
YOUR SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL
What year was it?
What were your three favorite bands?
I didn't listen to rock at the time, but I did like film music, so:
Jerry Goldsmith, John Williams, Basil Poledouris.
What was your favorite outfit?
T-shirt, smocked shirt, slacks, loafers. I've grown as a dresser, see.
What was up with your hair?
When it was long, it poofed out everywhere.
Who were your best friends?
Tim, Raz, Brad, Rachel, Andrea, John, Louis, Mike, Ralph, Mark, etc.
What did you do after school?
Played softball over at Louis'.
Where did you work?
Did you take the bus?
Who did you have a crush on?
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.
Did you fight with your parents?
When the school called to inform them I cut class.
Who did you have a CELEBRITY crush on?
Did you smoke cigarettes?
Did you lug all of your books around in your backpack all day because you were too nervous to find your locker?
What's a locker?
Did you have a 'clique'?
Yes. It was gargantuan.
Did you have "The Max" like Zach Kelly and Slater?
Admit it, were you popular?
No, but I wasn't exactly unpopular either.
Who did you want to be just like?
Stanley Kubrick or something.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Direct major motion pictures.
Where did you think you'd be at the age you are now?
Hopefully directing major motion pictures. I'm working on it, dammit...