Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
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Be sure to eat your frickin' wheaties...

Baby in Progress


Tim sent out this e-mail this morning:

Baby Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not yet.

We only finally got admitted to the room at about 1 AM last night. They applied the gel to Patsy, and she started to have "too frequent contractions", so they removed it. Now we have contractions, slowly building in strength as of now, 5 AM.

Sooooooo, we wait.

more soon...

-Tim


I can't say much more at the moment because I don't know any more than what's here, but it's pretty informative (it's Tim, after all). More on this breaking story as the information rolls in...

Much Less Important
...but all I can really do for now...


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You are convicted ofStalking the Hobbitses
And sentenced to2 years
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Abusive redneck guardojosmarrones
Easy to bribe guardrhakka
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Wants to make you their bitchwaystone
Drops soap in the shower on purposemegthelegend
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Comes to see you for 'conjugal visits'satyrninus
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Okay, that's funny as all hell!!!



Your Linguistic Profile:



50% General American English

40% Yankee

10% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern





Ass Transit


As if in response to my recent post, the MTA released a statement yesterday apologizing for all of the delays and promising to try harder.

Wow.

Like that's gonna work.


Movie Quote of the Week

Mad Max
Beyond Thunderdome



Aunty Entity

We call it Underworld. That's where Bartertown gets its energy.

Max

What, oil? Natural gas?

Aunty Entity

Pigs.

Max

You mean pigs like those?

Aunty Entity

That's right.

Max

Bullshit!

Aunty Entity

No. Pig shit.

Max

What?

The Collector

Pig shit. The lights, the motors, the vehicles, all run by a high-powered gas called methane. And methane cometh from pig shit.



suitboyskin this weekend! Yippee!!!


YOUR SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL

What year was it?
1992.

What were your three favorite bands?
I didn't listen to rock at the time, but I did like film music, so:
Jerry Goldsmith, John Williams, Basil Poledouris.

What was your favorite outfit?
T-shirt, smocked shirt, slacks, loafers. I've grown as a dresser, see.

What was up with your hair?
When it was long, it poofed out everywhere.

Who were your best friends?
Tim, Raz, Brad, Rachel, Andrea, John, Louis, Mike, Ralph, Mark, etc.

What did you do after school?
Played softball over at Louis'.

Where did you work?
Radio Shack.

Did you take the bus?
The Q30.

Who did you have a crush on?
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

Did you fight with your parents?
When the school called to inform them I cut class.

Who did you have a CELEBRITY crush on?
I didn't.

Did you smoke cigarettes?
Not yet.

Did you lug all of your books around in your backpack all day because you were too nervous to find your locker?
What's a locker?

Did you have a 'clique'?
Yes. It was gargantuan.

Did you have "The Max" like Zach Kelly and Slater?
Say what?

Admit it, were you popular?
No, but I wasn't exactly unpopular either.

Who did you want to be just like?
Stanley Kubrick or something.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Direct major motion pictures.

Where did you think you'd be at the age you are now?
Hopefully directing major motion pictures. I'm working on it, dammit...
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