April 27th, 2005

Conan the King (Conan the Barbarian)

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If you thought the movie quote of the week was going to be from anything else after having seen Spamalot Saturday, you're off your nut.

Movie Quote of the Week

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen)



Dead Collector

Bring out yer dead!

Man

Here's one.

Dead Collector

That'll be ninepence.

Dead Body

I'm not dead.

Dead Collector

What?

Man

Nothing. There's your ninepence.

Dead Body

I'm not dead.

Dead Collector

'Ere, he says he's not dead.

Man

Yes he is.

Dead Body

I'm not.

Dead Collector

He isn't.

Man

Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

Dead Body

I'm getting better.

Man

No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

Dead Collector

Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Dead Body

I don't want to go on the cart.

Man

Oh, don't be such a baby.

Dead Collector

I can't take him.

Dead Body

I feel fine.

Man

Oh, do me a favor.

Dead Collector

I can't.

Man

Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Dead Collector

I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

Man

Well, when's your next round?

Dead Collector

Thursday.

Dead Body

I think I'll go for a walk.

Man

You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

Dead Body

I feel happy. I feel happy.

The Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club.
Man

Ah, thank you very much.

Dead Collector

Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Man

Right.
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Conan the King (Conan the Barbarian)

Times Square Sucks

I don't understand why people come all the way to New York just to go to Times Square. New York is the center of the universe. We have some of the best museums in the world, including the MOMA, the Museum of Natural History, the Guggenheim and the Cloisters (and that's only to start with). We have the Bronx Zoo. We have Lincoln Center. We have Brooklyn. We have all this wonderful shit, but people go to Times Square. For that very same experience, why don't they just stay home, rent Blade Runner and suck on a car tail pipe?




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