May 18th, 2006

Buddy (Six-String Samurai)

I'm whetting my appetite...



Mitchell Laurio

Have a nice sleep, Lensherr?

Magneto

There's something different about you today, Mr. Laurio.

Mitchell Laurio

Yeah, I was having a good day.

Magneto
(getting up)

No, it's something else...

Mitchell Laurio

Sit down.

Magneto

No.

Mitchell Laurio
(drawing his club)

I said, sit your ass down!

He starts for Magneto, who holds up his hand. Laurio freezes
Mitchell Laurio

What are you doing?

Magneto

Ah, there it is...

He lifts his hand, and Laurio rises into the air.
Magneto

Too much iron in your blood!

He draws a cloud of iron particles out through Laurio's skin, and squeezes them into three ball bearings. Laurio collapses to the floor, dead.
Magneto

Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman. Especially one who's interested in you.


I really hope this new movie doesn't suck.