3. The Muffin Man
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My hands
2. My feet
3. My beard
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My weight
2. My hangnails
3. My nose hair (what can I do, I'm primarily of Jewish stock)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German Jewish
2. Northern Italian
3. Russian Jewish
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Xenomorphs (yes, I know they don't really exist, but if they did, I'd piss myself)
2. Religious fanatics
3. The specter of mediocrity
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Jerry Goldsmith
2. John Williams
3. Howard Shore
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (at the moment)
1. Gimme Danger by Iggy and the Stooges
2. The Battle of Naboo Suite from Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (my edit) by John Williams
3. Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
2. Intelligent communication
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. Hans Zimmer should have his balls cut off so that he can bleed to death.
2. I'm a bigot.
3. I love chocolate.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
You want honest or you want truthful?
2. Breasts (though it’s not necessarily a size thing)
3. Extremities (I’m an artist, and arms, hands, legs and feet are interesting forms.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Making mix CDs
2. Watching movies
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
2. Get lunch
3. Cut off Hans Zimmer's balls so that he can bleed to death.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
3. James Bond Villain
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. To have a body of work that I'm proud of.
2. To get a degree.
3. To have Hans Zimmer's balls cut off and gleefully watch him bleed to death.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I can’t stand clothes shopping.
2. I enjoy staged accounts graphic violence, adult language, nudity and adult content..
3. I have a package (you wanna see ir?).
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I don’t like sports.
2. .I’m not very aggressive.
3. I like pretty music.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Katie Holmes
2. Eliza Dushku
3. A young Lauren Bacall
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW: