Dr. Kinsey is teaching the first lesson of his marriage class.
Who can tell me which part of the human body can enlarge a hundred times?
I'm sure I don't know. And you have no right to ask me such a question in a mixed class.
I was referring to the pupil of your eye, young lady.
And I think I should tell you, you're in for a terrible disappointment.
• Yesterday after I was done with my work I changed into my white shorts, but I had my white socks and suede shoes. The effect was that of a British schoolboy in his knickers. Embarrassing. • In addition to the Netflix DVDs I recieved today, I also got my copy of the Jerry Goldsmith "Film Music Masters" DVD. I had seen Royal Brown's copy of the original VHS edition years and years ago. I'm glad to finally have it and it's a nice companion piece to my laserdisc of Bernard Herrmann: A Life in Music. • I was shocked to learn from aerolyndt that Jamaican beef patties, which are ubiquitous in New York, are all but non-existant on the West Coast. I had one for lunch today, but I couldn't help but feel a little guilty, almost like I was eating it maliciously at her. Sorry, aerolyndt. • I really like New Cathay, the Chinese food place right around the corner from my apartment. • Child actor Harley Cross is responsible for those "Hint Mints" one sees at the checkout counter of bookstores. • People reportedly taste like pork. • I sustained two head injuries on Monday, the first from when I impaled my forehead on the mirror in my bathroom, the second when a bunch of panels off of the cans fell on me. I might need a helmet! •