Swashbuckler332 in Shoot on Cite
swashbuckler332 (Hugo Weaving) has seemingly run out of luck. With the election looming, his running mate's reputation is faring only as could be expected, and suitboyskin, his closest personal friend (George Clooney), is struck by amnesia at the worst possible time. aerolydnt (Uma Thurman) terminates a game of corporate snakes and ladders. Given more time, this would be an even longer movie.
Suitboyskin in Shot Till You Drop
In this edge-of-your-seat rollercoaster, suitboyskin (John Goodman) is an elite soldier with a desire for revenge. He is forced to silence whosamama (Andie MacDowell) before his nemesis, megthelegend (Catherine Zeta-Jones), employs her. Using bullets to punctuate sentences, he makes his presence known at a secret lair, twenty-two days too late. Guns, women, and no plot; this movie has it all.
Swashbuckler332 in Operation: Thirst Strike
In this edge-of-your-seat masterpiece, swashbuckler332 (Tim Allen) is a complicated mercenary with a mission. He must silence whosamama (Liv Tyler) before his former partner, megthelegend (Jane Seymour), gets to her. Like many before him, he attempts a break-in at a subterranean basement when given permission to do so. The hi-jinks that follow are well worth watching.