Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
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Your Hidden Talent
You are a great communicator. You have a real way with words.
You're never at a loss to explain what you mean or how you feel.
People find it easy to empathize with you, no matter what your situation.
When you're up, you make everyone happy. But when you're down, everyone suffers.




In preparation for my journey up tonight to see suitboyskin (attempting at the moment to try to insure that I don't show up at a million o'clock), I took the car in to get an oil change and whatnot. I had the transmission fluid flushed, a process which I've never actually watched before. It looked like they put an IV drip on my engine.

I really like how the service station convinces you that you need all this shit done to your car. "You should really change the filter because it could cause blockage that could cause the car to backfire" and "You should put a new one of these valves in because of carbon buildup in the pipes" and "If you don't put in one of these plugs, your penis will shrink to unimaginably small proportions" and "You should flush out the trunk fluid."

On my way into Manhattan today, I was surprised to see that they're working on the Queensborough Bridge. There was a large condom on top of the towers; it looked like a gigantic tea cozy on the bridge.
Tags: memes, travels
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