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Movie Quote of the Week

Fast Times at Ridgemont High



Mr. Hand

Now in 1898, Spain owned Cuba, outright. Think about it. Cuba owned by a disorganized parliament over 4,000 miles away. Cubans were in a constant...

He sees Spicoli in his seat, who smiles back at him.
Mr. Hand

Cubans were in a constant state of revolt. In 1904, the United States decided to throw a little weight around and...

He is interrupted by a knock at the door.
Mr. Hand
(through door)

Who is it?

Pizza Delivery Boy

Mr. Pizza Guy.

Mr. Hand

Again?

Pizza Delivery Boy

Mr. Pizza Guy, sir.

The class giggles. Mr. Hand opens the door to admit the Pizza Delivery Boy.
Pizza Delivery Boy

Who ordered the double cheese and sausage?

Spicoli

Right here, dude.

The pizza delivery boy brings the pie over to Spicoli's desk, who presents him with a strange array of various coins, ending with a dollar bill.
Spicoli

For you, dude!

The pizza delivery boy leaves, passing by Mr. Hand, who is not amused.
Mr. Hand

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

Spicoli

Learnin' about Cuba and having some food.

Mr. Hand

Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground, here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

Spicoli

You know, I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it "our" time? And certainly there's nothing wrong with a little feast on "our" time?

Mr. Hand
(picking up the pie)

You're absolutely right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. Yours, mine, and everyone else's in this room. But it is my class. Hamilton, Brandt, Cornfeld, up front! Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack! Be my guest. Help yourselves. Get a good one!

There's not much of the pie left, and Mr. Hand picks up a slice for himself and takes a large bite out of it as Spicoli watches with a wounded expression.




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Movie Quote of Last Week
because I was so damn busy


Donnie Brasco



FBI Technician

Hey, can I ask you something?

Pistone

What?

FBI Technician

What's "forget about it?" What is that?

Pistone

Fagheddaboudit. It's like... uh... if you agree with someone. Like, Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass. Fagheddaboudit. But then, if you disagree, like, a Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Fagheddaboudit! You know? But then, it's also like if somethin' is the greatest thing in the world, like, Mia, those peppers! Fagheddaboudit! You know? It's also like saying, "Go to hell," too. Like, you know know, like, hey, Paulie, you got a one-inch pecker. And Paulie says, fadheddaboudit.

FBI Technician

Forget about it. Boom! Forget about it.

Pistone

Sometimes... it just means forget about it.


So there you have it. I'm up to date.
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