Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
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I've decided that there needs to be a new driver's classification. Persons above a certain IQ should be issued V8 Interceptors like what Mad Max had and should be licensed to run other drivers off the road should their driving skills be sub-par. Collateral damage should be paid by the drivers' families. It is an excellent way not only to raise the standards of driving around the country, but also to make life more interesting for the casual driver.

Why, just today I saw a Masshole attempting to drive in Manhattan. I saw him try to make a right turn the wrong way on First Avenue. I felt sorry for him, so I demonstrated the proper procedure for cutting off a taxi cab. It made me feel good about myself, to be so helpful to him.
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