Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
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I've been handed the keys to paradise, but I have too many legs!!!

This morning, I posted about how the Long Island Expressway must have been one of the many levels of Chinese hell that had taken root in New York. I decided to research this, and asked several evil people what they thought of the L.I.E.:


"While I am an aficionado of all forms of psychological torture,
the L.I.E. pushes the bounds of my taste."


"Ceti Alpha V has nothing on the L.I.E."


"♫ I once was called to ravage New York, ♪
♪ I got caught in serious traffic, ♫
♫ I felt like such a dork, ♪
♪ The city was already sick! ♫ "


"Absolutely disgusting."


"Nooooooooo!!!"


"I get an erection whenever I think of how much
gas is being burned on that highway..."


"I designed it!"


Warm Welcome
You have an intellectual sexiness factor of 46!

You're adequate when it comes the sexual intellect. You're more
liberated than most, but you're also less liberated than most. You're a
long way from the top, and in this day and age of sexual freedom,
that's not too good.
You're fun in bed, sex is a pleasure with you, but if you'd free your
mind a little more you could be fantastic. Study up on sex. Read
everything you can on it, manuals, magazine articles, porn. Talk with
the opposite sex about it. Experiment, grow, develop. Become a red hot
lover from the inside out. It's not about how you look, it's about how
you think. Figure out what's sexy and become it.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 0% on sexiness
Link: The Intellectual Sexiness Test written by dr_eros on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test


A Hippie
You scored 59 Wisdom, 54 Tactics, 44 Guts, and 30 Ruthlessness!

You know nothing about tactics or war. You are docile and cowardly and
the mere thought of violence is enough to make you wet yourself. Hate
to break it to you, but chances are very good that you're not General
material.... not even BAD General material. Hell you're probably not
even a productive member of society. Why are you even here? Don't you
have a peace pipe to smoke, or a war to protest or something? So here's
to you and to whatever naive country that lets you vote....


Leaders who share your beliefs include: Jaques Chirac and Gerard Schroeder




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 30% on Unorthodox
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You scored higher than 23% on Tactics
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You scored higher than 10% on Guts
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You scored higher than 3% on Ruthlessness
Link: The Which Historic General Are You Test written by dasnyds on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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