If you want to invite me to something
SEND ME AN E-MAIL
A SNAIL MAIL INVITATION
I am sick and tired of these fucking things
and will not be dealing with them anymore.
If you send me one
it is going into
my junk mail folder
and will be deleted
with the rest of the shit.
If you're too fucking lazy to e-mail or snail mail me
THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE ORGANIZING A PARTY.
That will be all.