Yoinked from mortimusmonk:
1. What is your favorite word?
This is a tough question. I guess it would probably be "chocolate" because of all of the positive mental connotations.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Cunt. Who came up with that one?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Good, old fashioned "shit." Sorry if that's a little boring, but think about it. You can use that word for so many purposes...
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Nails on the blackboard. Arrgh.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
While I am a filmmaker, it's not my profession. That's what I would like to do.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
While the security job that I had was one of the most bottom of the barrel experiences I've ever had (worse than my fast food experience, surprisingly), I would have to say that anything featured on that Discovery Channel show Dirty Jobs are really high on my list.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Dude, what can I say. I am so embarrassed. I know what you had to put up with, all of the bullshit that people do in my name, and my own megalomanical crap. I'm in a better place now, though, and I'm really, deeply sorry for all of the shit I've put everyone through."
I hereby offer these fine