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Joshua Gizelt
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Swashbuckler332!

  1. Finding Swashbuckler332 on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
  2. The risk of being struck by Swashbuckler332 is one occurence every 9,300 years.
  3. If the annual Australian Swashbuckler332 crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
  4. Originally, Swashbuckler332 could not fly.
  5. Swashbuckler332 is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  6. If you kiss Swashbuckler332 for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  7. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Swashbuckler332'.
  8. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Swashbuckler332 is blue!
  9. Swashbuckler332 can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  10. It's bad luck to put Swashbuckler332 on a bed.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xenomorphs!

  1. Xenomorphs have a memory span of three seconds.
  2. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Xenomorphs.
  3. The Xenomorph-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Xenomorph-fights take place there every day.
  4. Without Xenomorphs, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  5. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Xenomorphs.
  6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Xenomorphs!
  7. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Xenomorphs as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  8. Xenomorphs are the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  9. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Xenomorphs.
  10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Xenomorphs.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vinyl!

  1. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of vinyl in a day!
  2. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but vinyl can not.
  3. In Japan, vinyl can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  4. Vinyl is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  5. Vinyl is the world's largest rodent.
  6. Astronauts get taller when they are in vinyl.
  7. Scientists believe that vinyl began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
  8. Vinylomancy is the art of telling the future with vinyl.
  9. A lump of vinyl the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
  10. If the annual Australian vinyl crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Three Stooges!

  1. If you put a drop of liquor on the Three Stooges, they will go mad and sting themselves to death!
  2. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with the Three Stooges in your mouth.
  3. The Three Stooges, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
  4. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and the Three Stooges.
  5. It's bad luck to put the Three Stooges on a bed!
  6. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with the Three Stooges.
  7. In Japan, the Three Stooges can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  8. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of the Three Stooges!
  9. The Three Stooges can sleep for three and a half years.
  10. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of the Three Stooges!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Abbot and Costello!

  1. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Abbot and Costello.
  2. Abbot and Costello were invented in China in the eleventh century, but were only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Abbot and Costello.
  4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Abbot and Costello.
  5. Abbot and Costello can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant.
  6. Grapes explode if you put them inside Abbot and Costello!
  7. The porpoise is second to Abbot and Costello as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  8. During World War II, Americans tried to train Abbot and Costello to drop bombs.
  9. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Abbot and Costello supply!
  10. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Abbot and Costello.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Usual Suspects!

  1. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by the Usual Suspects!
  2. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by the Usual Suspects.
  3. If you drop the Usual Suspects from the top of the Empire State Building, they will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
  4. The first the Usual Suspects were made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  5. Research indicates that the Usual Suspects will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of the Usual Suspects.
  7. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat the Usual Suspects'.
  8. Baskin Robbins once made the Usual Suspects flavoured ice cream.
  9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw the Usual Suspects into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  10. Two grams of the Usual Suspects provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poland Spring!

  1. You share your birthday with Poland Spring!
  2. Scientists have discovered that Poland Spring can smell the presence of autism in children.
  3. The condom - originally made from Poland Spring - was invented in the early 1500s.
  4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Poland Spring in your ear 700 times.
  5. You should always store Poland Spring in an airtight container in the fridge.
  6. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Poland Spring.
  7. In 1982 Time Magazine named Poland Spring its 'Man of the Year'.
  8. Poland Spring can sleep for three and a half years.
  9. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Poland Spring!
  10. Poland Spring was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom its name comes.
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I have been going to bed earlier, which doesn't translate into waking up earlier. It just means that it takes me less time to re-energize when I do wake up.

I must be getting older.
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