Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt

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My list of edicts and expected tributes will be posted soon.

I have vanquished my enemies and bathed in their blood. I have taken their land, their horses and their women and spitted their naked infants upon spikes.* I have crushed my opposers beneath my feet and ground their faces into the dirt. I have heard their cries for mercy and have ignored them.

Translation: I have just defeated both my brother and my stepdad at Risk. Beating Steven is actually rather cool as he was playing the game long before I was born.

In other news... The Daily Show takes on MySpace.

* That's Shakespeare, baby. Henry V.
Tags: inanity, non sequiter

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