Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt

This isn't too difficult.

If you try to skip out on your bill in New York, it is considered theft and you spend three days in jail. That's two nights of unreportable police brutality and your cellmate Rusty, who is hung like a sperm whale.* I suppose I wouldn't give a shit if it weren't for the fact that they were trying to skip out on the bill in the clubhouse, but they were, so I'm rather glad to see this asshole go down. I was so tickled to see that old "I didn't have the cash" excuse get batted aside so easily (there is an A.T.M. in the entry foyer).

* Rusty is educated speculation. I have seen the police brutality, though. It was another fucker trying to skip out on the bill at the clubhouse. He resisted arrest and got the shit kicked out of him. It was so cool...

Violence is so much fun when it's not you getting violented.
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