Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332

The Further Adventures of the Banana 6000.

Interesting discussion about how prominent a film's score should be.





Yoinked from jenvargas .
If you have more than 40 you are considered spoiled. (Only 24, huh?)
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a tv in your bedroom
(3) an iPod I have a Nomad; iPod but cheaper
( ) a photo printer
(4) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(5) high-speed internet access (aka not dialup)
(6) a surround sound system in bedroom
(7) dvd player in bedroom
(8) at least a hundred DVDs
(9) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(10) a queen-size bed
(11) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed authentic art
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(12) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry (does my spare bedroom count?)
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(13) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
(14) a college degree, but no student loans

Do you:
(15) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(16) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
(17) an only child (yes, I have a brother, but he wasn't born until I was 17)
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(18) traveled out of the country
(19) met a celebrity
(20) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(21) been to New York (how does this 'spoil' me? I live here)
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been to the Eiffel tower in Paris
(22) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(23) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (in any country)

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(24) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (swimming)
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
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