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Joshua Gizelt

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License and registration?

I got pulled over today. Not for doing anything wrong, just because Rockland County State Troopers are assholes. They ran my plates and came up lack of insurance. The irony being that not only am I insured, but I had just gotten the replacement insurance tags in the mail this morning. The Trooper gave me a ticket, so I have to go to a court date in Rockland when I plead not guilty. I have all of the paperwork necessary, but I have to call the dealer because the reason that this probably happened was because of them; they didn't transfer registration to me when they originally sold me the car, and right now there are probably two listings of that car in the computer.

You know, you can get a decent job, pay your taxes, do everything you're supposed to and the fates will still figure out a way to fuck you. Don't get me wrong, it's really amusing when it happens to people I don't like, but it's really not when it happens to me, damn it. Don't they know that!?!

Yoinked from a bunch of people:

Xander Harris
36% amorality, 72% passion, 63% spirituality, 63% selflessness
Xander. Loyal, brave, true and passionate. Perhaps the best friend a person could have, always willing to jump into the frey to help out his buddies.

Also, one of the most popular characters in the Buffy universe.


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Yoinked from mortimusmonk:

My roommate once shot himself in the head. It was horrible. There was blood everywhere. I was picking brains out of the carpet for weeks. It was so gross that it made me glad that I don't have a roommate.

Never in my life have I seen a Rambo movie, although that is about to change.

The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is Joe, my old Shop Steward. The guy could be a complete asshole, but...

High School was great fun. Of course, the only class I ever showed up to with any sort of regularity was fencing and an English class aerolyndt in the morning had that I wasn't even in.

When I'm nervous I try to think about how whatever is making me nervous will be over soon, and what's for dinner?

The last time I cried was a while ago. I'm not sure when.

If I were to get married right now my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be charged with the responsibility of enforcing a strict drug and alcohol regimen to keep my mind properly limber.

My hair, what little I have left of it, is wavy.

When I was 5 I don't remember a damn thing other than seeing The Empire Strikes Back for the first time.

Last Christmas occurred, surprisingly, on the same day that it did last year.

When I turn my head left, I see A wall with decor; the Moria Fellowship poster, a Connery Bond poster, a copy of a painting by my friend Art, a xenomorph wall sculpture and the Bloom County Sunday strip where Steve Dallas reads the billboard about snorting dandelions ("Woody Allen says, 'I used to snort dandelions, now look at me!'").

I should be going to bed.

When I look down I see The laptop keyboard.

The craziest recent event was the aformentioned incident with the State Police.

If I were a character on Friends I'd be committing suicide in the most spectacular way imaginable because I loathe Friends.

By this time next year I will probably be reading a very popular book...

My favorite Aunt is unfortunately divorced from my uncle now (well, unfortunately for us, because we never see her now).

I have a hard time understanding how anybody could rail so adamantly against the idea that the title sequence of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is a metaphor for masturbation when they have an icon of Emma Watson that says "Jail/Bait." I'm serious.

One time at a family gathering my grandfather played a video of a cousin's Bar Mitzvah, but accidentally put in a copy that I had creatively cut in clips from movies into... during the candle lighting ceremony, his brother leaned over and kissed him and I had cut in the scene from Conan the Barbarian when he's first put into the gladiator pit and gets bitten on the shoulder. One would think that my little 'creative re-editing' would have been offensive, but the fact of the matter is that the antagonistic relationship that the two brothers actually had caused everybody to laugh hysterically.

You know I "like" you if... um... I have a hard time communicating this, apparently.

If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank is/are the body that chose me.

Take my advice, don't eat the yellow snow.

My ideal breakfast is an omlette with red peppers, onions, scallions, white cheddar, tomatoes and mushrooms with Chipotle tabasco.

If you visit my hometown you'll probably get mugged. Actually, you probably won't, but everybody seems to think that so I may as well enjoy the open fear that tourists sometimes get because of all the things they've ever heard about New York.

Anytime soon I plan to visit the DMV to clear up this registration fiasco.

If you spend the night at my house you would get my standard bathroom poster quiz. It's too difficult to explain.

I'd stop my wedding if I felt like it.

The world could do without people. Not all of them, of course, but most of them need to go.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than... um... that's a tall order right there... er... eat slugs, I guess?

The most recent thing I've bought myself was doughnuts.

The most recent thing someone else has bought for me is my electric screwdriver I use at work.

My favorite blonde is...
I don't get questions like these.

My favorite brunette is...

The last time I was high was... um... well... it must [cough] have been a while ago.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are hippogriffs.

I shouldn't have been as pissy as I've been lately.

Once, at a bar I met a Marine named Domingo who told me about how he had to come to terms with the fact that he had killed somebody in the Gulf War. It was a really disturbing story... he says that he was all blase about it until he searched the body and found a picture of his family and the full reality of what he had done, and what it meant to those people, suddenly hit him.

Last night I went to a Cinco de Mayo party at a MacFadden's.

There's this girl I know who does something and then does something else. It's really weird, but you have to see her do it to really get the full effect.

I don't know, third base.

A better name for me would be if I had some sort of ludicrous honorific. I like my own name well enough that I am hard-pressed to think of one I'd like better, but I wouldn't mind having a title like "Wielder of the Flame of Arnor" attached to it.

If I ever go back to school I'll probably enjoy it even more than I did the last time I went back to school.

How many days until my birthday? Don't ask me to do math now. In fact, don't ever ask me to do math.
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