Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt

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A buncha memes...

Yoinked from jenvargas...

iTunes Survey...

1-Put your music player on shuffle.
2-Press forward for each question.
3-Use the song title as the answer to the question. No cheating!

I put my Creative Nomad on shuffle to answer these questions. I didn't read the questions, only typed in the selections, then reviewed them. Interesting.

How am I feeling today?
"Kamino and the Clone Army" from Attack of the Clones by John Williams

Will I get far in life?
"Paradiso Perduto Revisited" from Great Expectations by Patrick Doyle

How do my friends see me?
"Banister Fight" from Kill Bill Vol. 1 by the RZA

Where will I get Married?
"El Cid's Death" from El Cid by Miklos Rozsa (That's encouraging)

What is my best friend's theme song?
"Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" from Thunderball by Shirley Bassey (Wow, who's claiming that one?)

What is the story of my life?
"Ghosts" from Looking for Richard by Howard Shore

What is/was highschool like?
"Stoning" by Monty Python (That was actually more like college, but...)

How am I going to get ahead in life?
"Moving Through Time" from Fire Walk With Me by Angelo Badalamenti

What is the best thing about me?
"Trinity Infinity" from The Matrix by Don Davis

How is today going to be?
"Virginity Avenue" by Tom Waits

What is in store for this weekend?
"Dreaming Of..." from the 'Amends' episode of Buffy by Christophe Beck

What song describes my parents?
"The Power Ceremony" from The Dark Crystal by Trevor Jones

My grandparents?
"Dead Cats, Dead Rats" by the Doors (That's mean!)

How is my life going?
"The Penitent Man Will Pass" from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade by John Williams

What song will play at my funeral?
"Swing Rave" from Titus by Elliot Goldenthal

How does the world see me?
"Clark Nova Dies" from Naked Lunch by Howard Shore (Oh, joy)

Will I have a happy life?
"Fratelli Chase" from The Goonies by Dave Grusin

What do my friends really think of me?
"Hey Baby (New Rising Sun)" by M.A.C.C. (Cool! Thanks, guys!)

Do people secretly lust after me?
"A Hero's Theme/The Legend of Dar" from The Beastmaster by Lee Holdridge (So, is that a 'yes?')

How can I make myself happy?
"A Whole Family of Supers" from The Incredibles by Michael Giacchino

What should I do with my life?
"Empty Chambers - Romeo Is Dreaming" from Romeo Is Bleeding by Mark Isham (Okay, I'm going to shoot myself in the head right now)

Will I ever have children?
"Lefty Sees the Light" from Donnie Brasco by Patrick Doyle

What is some good advice for me?
"Tibbett Gets Washed Out" from A View To A Kill by John Barry (Ah! Keep up the hygiene. I kind of knew that already)

What is my signature dancing song?
"Prologue - The First Fight" from Enter the Dragon by Lalo Schifrin

What do I think my current theme song is?
"It's All Over Now, Baby Blue" by Bob Dylan

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Lions In the Street" by the Doors

What type of men/women do you like?
"Foxy Lady" from Foxy Lady by Willie Hutch

* * *

1. So far who did you talk to the most today?

2. What is the best name for a butler?

3. What is the thing you are picked on most about?
My glove at the moment.

4. What was your last weird encounter?
An unbalanced gentleman loudly haranguing two women walking by to stop with the ass fucking. Don't ask me.

5. Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear?
Barely. I haven't seen Bambi in close to two millenia.

6. How many good friends do you have?

7. Whats the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
Pot brownies aren't that weird, but they sure made me feel that way...

8. What color are your socks today?

9. What is your favorite word that starts with the letter G?

10. Who do you blame for your mood today?

11. If Ricky Martin had a trademark what would it be?
Pato Y No Lo Sabe™.

12. What is something scientists need to invent?
Cheap, renewable energy sources.

13. What is the closest object to your left foot?
A desk.

14. Who is your favorite Golden Girl?
Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton).

15. Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers?

16. What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row?
Twenty once. I was really tired.

17. What story do you tell most often?
The shit party. Ask me to tell it someday when I'm drunk.

18. How do boys make you feel?
They don't.

19. Where is your mother's hometown?
New York City, NY.

20. Where was your fathers hometown?
New York City, NY.

21. What are the posters on your walls?
Movie posters: Once Upon A Time in the West, Alphaville, The Seventh Seal, Vertigo, Rear Window, Citizen Kane, a few Lord of the Rings, Yojimbo, True Romance, Blue Velvet, The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, Apocalypse Now, Chinatown and Zulu.

22. Say two words that rhyme.
Slide Glide.

23.Do you use online terms in real life?
I barely ever use online terms online.

24. What do you think people think of you?
I don't care.

25. Do you think this year will be better than the last?
I hope so. Last year sucked.

26. Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list?

27. Do you know who Salad Fingers Is?
Se humma?

28. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
Fucked around in school the first time around.

29. What is your favorite commercial of the moment?
What are commercials?

30. What are you looking forward to?
The Complete Recordings of The Two Towers and Return of the King.

31. Have you ever cried because you thought you were ugly?
I'm ugly?

32. Who did you kiss today?

33. What do you like to do when you are alone?
Listen to music, masturbate, watch movies, masturbate, read books, masturbate. You asked.

34. Who are your 2 favorite characters on Full House?
I like the Jack and the ace, personally.

35. What is missing from your life?
A girlfriend.

36. Would you be ashamed if you wore hippie clothes?
Not even slightly. Everybody says I'm a hippie that dresses like a beatnick anyway.

37. Grab the closest book, what does the 7th sentence on the 23rd page say?
"That car's new, he's not sitting in it alone..."

38. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
I can't even begin to remember.

39. If it was your last day on earth what shoes would you wear?
It depends on the weather, of course, but I prefer sandals to anything else.

40. Do you own a Super Nintendo?
I don't play any video games.

41. What do you think of Law and Order?
Nifty enough, but I can only watch a few here and there.

42. Can you name all 7 dwarfs?
No. (They are Grumpy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, thanks to jenvargas).

43. Have you ever pretended to be Jewish?
No. What a meshugenah question.

44. What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it?
My dignity. Oh, wait, I lost it again!

45. What were you doing at midnight last night?

46. If you had a ball of clay what would you mold it into?
Probably a xenomorph.

47. Do you have any famous relatives?
Well, my uncle thought he was Saint Jerome. Okay, that's just a joke. I don't think so.

48. Have you ever been cool enough to:

Push all the buttons on an elevator?
That's cool?

Bake with an easy bake oven?
What's an easy bake oven?

Gone to school when you didn't remember you had the day off?
No, but I've done that at work...

Ever owned a Spirograph?
What's a Spirograph?

What was the last....

TV show u watched?
Family Guy.

Thing you bought?
The Red Hot Chili Peppers' new record Stadium Arcadium with bonus book, DVD, marbles and spinny thingee.

Person that spent the night at your house?
Sheesh... probably suitboyskin on his last trip down. I don't entertain much.

Song you sang out loud?
I whistle Elmer Bernstein's theme from The Great Escape at work all the time. Does that count?

Time you ate ice cream?
I had a chocolate shake yesterday. That should count.

I had to bring my car in for inspection yesterday. I dropped by my apartment and found, to my delight, that most of my Bloom County books had arrived! Expect some of my own scans in the not too distant future.
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