“Hello. It's early morning. It's about 8:19 here actually right now. I'm driving to work, I am stuck in traffic because there is a massive accident. A truck has overturned,* and while this has happened in the other direction from the direction I'm travelling in, towards the city, standard congestion combined with your rubbernecking has extended traffic way back, miles behind me, causing quite a delay... although now that I'm seeing the accident, I kind of understand the rubbernecking. It's rather impressive. I hope nobody got hurt; I don't see how anybody could not have, but uh... ooh. And, of course, now I'm past that, we're moving and to my left everybody is stuck, and they're not moving at all.
Transcribed by: swashbuckler332