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Joshua Gizelt
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Starting Time: 10:29 AM

Name: Joshua


Sisters: None
Brothers: One
Eye Color: Blue
Shoe size: 13
Height: 5'9

What are you wearing right now? T-shirt, shorts, shoes.
Where do you live: New York City.
Best place to go for a date: My pager shows the date.
Favorite Number: I don't have one.
Favorite Boys Name: Destructificator.
Favorite Girls Name: Vermithrax Pejorative (she had young, so she's a girl).
Favorite Drink: Water.
Favorite Month: November.
Favorite Breakfast: Omlette.

***********Have You Ever*****************

Bungee jumped: No.
Made yourself throw-up? Yes.
Gone skinny dipping? Yes.
Loved someone so much it made you cry: Yes.
Broken a bone: No.
Played Truth or Dare: Yes.
Been in a police car: No.
Been on a plane: Yes.
Came close to dying: No.
Been in a sauna: No.
Been in a hot tub: No.
Swam in the ocean: Yes.
Fallen asleep in school: No.
Broken someone's heart: No.
Cried when someone died: Yes.
Cried in school: No.
Fell off your chair: Yes. Long story.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: No.
Saved AIM conversation: Yes.
Saved e-mails: Yes.
Made out with just a friend: No.
Been cheated on: Yes.

**********What is-****************

Your room like: It's currently in a state of change, so no answer I give now would be accurate.
What is beside you: A wall.
What is the last thing you ate: Egg and bacon on a roll.

--------------------------Ever Had- -------------------------------

Chicken pox: Yes.
Sore throat: Yes. I have one right now, in fact.
Stiches: Yes.
Broken nose: No.

-------------------------Do You------------------------------------

Believe in love at first sight: No.
Like picnics: Yes.
Like school: Yes, now.
Like anything: No.

------------------------Questions----------------------------------------

Who was the last person you called: Customer contact for this Shark install.
Who was the last person you danced with: I don't dance.
Who makes you smile: New Jersey at the moment.

--------------------------Who---------------------------------------------

Did you last yell at: I can't remember.
Last broke your heart: Fucking bitch.

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Do you like filling these out: I'd like to pretend that I don't, but here I am...
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses: No.
Do you like yourself: Usually.

---------------------Final Questions---------------------------

What are you listening to right now? Ken Thorne's crappy arrangements of John Williams for Superman II. I have my reasons.
What did you do today? Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...
Hated someone in your family? I hated my father for a while. Now I'm just indifferent to him.
What car do you wish to have: Aston Martin DB5.
Where do you want to get married? Could I work on the getting married part?
Good driver: Yes.
Good singer: Hell's no.
Diamond or pearl: Neither.
Are you oldest: Oldest of what?
Indoors or outdoors or both? Both.

----------------------------Today did you------------------------------

1. Talk to someone you like: Yes.
2. Buy something: Not yet.
3. Get sick: I seem to be already coming down with something.
4. Sing: I did find myself humming the Superman ostinato a few minutes ago.
5. Talked to an ex: No.
6. Miss someone: Yes.

----------------------------Last person who---------------------------

7. Was in your bed: Myself. Who else?
8. Saw you cry? I have no idea.
9. Made you cry: It wasn't a person, more of a situation.
10. Went to the movies with: Raz.
11. You went to the mall with: My mom.

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16. Ever been in a fight with your pet: Not really.
17. Been to California: Yes.
18. Been to Mexico: No.
19. Been to Canada: Yes.
20. Been to Africa: No.

---------------------------Random------------------------------------------

21. Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah.
22. What books are you reading right now: I'm waiting on a few Amazon orders to come through.
23. Best feeling in the world: I think it had something to do with sex, but I can't remember.
24. Future kids names: Haven't given it much thought.
25. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No.
26. What's under your bed: Carpet.
27. Favorite sport to watch: Sex.
28. Favorite location? Home.
29. Piercing/Tattoos: None.
31. What are you most afraid of right now? Mediocrity.
32. Who do you really hate: Religion.
33. Do you have a job: Yes.
35. Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with? That's all that ever happens with me.
37. Are you lonely right now: Very.
38. Song that's stuck in your head right now? The Superman march, asshole.
39. Have you ever played strip poker: No.
40. Have you ever gotten beat up: No.
43. Have you ever been in a mosh-pit: I've been on the perimeter. I've never gone in.

--------------------------------Random------------------------

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: Depends on the situation.
Your Favorite Food: Pasta, steak, chocolate.
Have you ever cried for no reason? No.
Hugs or kisses? Wouldn't that depend on the situation?
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Popcorn makes me thirsty.
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car? I like road trips a bit better. But I do like to fly.
How many pillows do you sleep with? 3


46 Question Survey

1. WHAT CURSE WORD D0 Y0U USE THE M0ST?
Shit.

2. D0 YOU 0WN AN IP0D?
Unfortunately. The iPod for Windows is an overhyped piece of shit.

3. WH0 ON Y0UR MYSPACE "T0P 8" D0 Y0U TALK T0 THE M0ST?
I cancelled my MySpace account because that site sucks big floppy donkey dick. They still send me notification e-mails from time to time.

4. WHAT TIME IS Y0UR ALARM CL0CK SET F0R?
6:00 AM.

5. H0W MANY SUITCASES D0 YOU 0WN?
5

6. DO YOU WEAR FLIP FLOPS WHEN ITS COLD?
That sounds completely retarded.

7. W0ULD Y0U RATHER TAKE THE PICTURE 0R BE IN THE PICTURE?
Take the picture.

8. WHAT WAS THE LAST M0VIE Y0U WATCHED?
Superman Returns.

9. D0 ANY OF Y0UR FRIENDS HAVE CHILDREN?
More and more of them every year.

10. HAS ANY0NE EVER CALLED Y0U LAZY?
Yes.

11. D0 YOU EVER TAKE MEDICATI0N T0 HELP YOU SLEEP?
No.

12. WHAT CD IS CURRENTLY IN Y0UR CD PLAYER?
None. I keep the CD player empty when I'm not listening to it.

13. D0 Y0U PREFER REGULAR 0R CHOCOLATE MILK?
Chocolate, of course.

14. HAS ANY0NE T0LD Y0U A SECRET THIS WEEK?
Yes.

15. DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ANYONE?
Yes.

16. CAN Y0U WHISTLE?
Yes, after a fashion.

17. WH0 WAS THE LAST PERS0N Y0U TALKED T0 ON THE PH0NE?
A customer contact.

18. D0 YOU THINK PE0PLE TALK AB0UT Y0U BEHIND YOUR BACK?
Of course they do. I'm too weird for them not to.

19. DID Y0U WATCH CARTO0NS AS A CHILD?
Yes, and I still will sometimes.

20. ARE Y0U SHY AR0UND THE 0PPOSITE SEX?
Yes.

21. WHAT M0VIE D0 YOU KNOW EVERY LINE TO?
Don't start. That would be a meme unto itself.

22. D0 YOU 0WN ANY BAND T-SHIRTS?
Yes.

23. WHAT IS Y0UR FAV0RITE SALAD DRESSING?
Bleu Cheese. Goes great with hot wings.

24. IS ANY0NE IN LOVE WITH Y0U?
I don't know.

25. DO YOU DO YOUR OWN DISHES?
Yes.

26. EVER CRY IN PUBLIC?
No.

27. ARE Y0U 0N A DESKT0P COMPUTER 0R A LAP TOP?
Laptop.

28. ARE Y0U CURRENTLY WANTING ANY PIERCINGS 0R TATTO0S?
No.

29. WHATS THE WEATHER LIKE?
Muggy and rainy.

30. W0ULD Y0U EVER DATE S0ME0NE C0VERED IN TATTOOS?
I suppose. I've never been attracted to someone covered in tatoos before, though.

31. WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE THIS?
Commuted to work.

32. H0W MANY H0URS OF SLEEP D0 YOU NEED TO FUNCTION?
5-9.

33. D0 Y0U EAT BREAKFAST DAILY?
Yes.

34. ARE Y0UR DAYS FULL AND FAST PACED?
No.

35. D0 YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE CAL0RIES 0N THE PACKAGES?
No.

36. D0 Y0U USE SARCASM?
Yes.

37. H0W 0LD WILL Y0U BE TURNING ON Y0UR NEXT BIRTHDAY?
32.

38. ARE Y0U PICKY AB0UT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR?
Yes!!!

39. D0 YOU GET AL0NG BETTER WITH THE SAME SEX 0R THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I seem to get along best with the same sex in real life and the opposite online. Go figure.

40. D0 Y0U LIKE MUSTARD?
Yes.

41. D0 Y0U SLEEP 0N Y0UR SIDE, ST0MACH OR BACK?
Side.

42. D0 Y0U WATCH THE NEWS?
Not if I can avoid it.

43. One of your scars, how did you get it?
A golf ball hit me in the eyebrow.

44. WH0 WAS THE LAST PERS0N T0 MAKE Y0U MAD?
This customer contact.

45. D0 YOU LIKE ANYB0DY?
Yes.

46. WHY DID Y0U D0 THIS SURVEY?
Because it was there.



'Firsts' Survey

1. Who was your first prom date?
I didn't go to prom.

2. Who was your first roommate?
I've never had one.

3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink?
Everclear.

4. What was your first job?
Deli clerk.

5. What was your first car?
1983 Chrystler "E" Class.

6. When did you go to your first funeral?
12.

7. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
I still live here. 18 if you count my parents moving to Massapequa, but I was still staying in Queens at the time.

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Friedman.

9. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?
Florida.

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I've never had to sneak out of my house.

11. Who was your FIRST Best Friend and are you still friends?
I can't remember his name. Obviously we are not still friends.

12. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house?
My current apartment.

13. Who is the first person you talk to when you have a bad day?
Myself. I always know what I'm talking about.

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
You sure you want an answer to that question?

16. What was the first concert you attended?
I don't remember who, but it was at Giants' stadium.

17. First tattoo or piercing?
None.

18. First celebrity crush?
I don't have celebrity crushes.

19. First crush?
I went through some real serial crushes in junior high school. I couldn't say which one came first.

20. First love?
Wouldn't you like to know?


Yoinked from cookie_girl:

If you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 163 movies on this list. Put your score in header and repost:


(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 7

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total: 4

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 8

(x) Harry Potter
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil I
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Slackers
( ) The Village
( ) Lilo & Stitch
Total: 5

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( ) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
( ) Robots
Total: 5


(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
Total: 6

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
total: 2

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
Total: 8

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total: 4

( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Identity
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) The Fog
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Total: 6

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
(x) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
(x) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
Total: 4

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x)The Terminator
(x)The Terminator 2
(x)The Terminator 3
Total: 8

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total: 11

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(x) Old School
( ) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total: 6

Total: 82


Yoinked from janetweiss69:

<td align="center"> Joshua's lame-ass excuse to break up:

"I don't like loose ends"

'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>



Yoinked from montyy0:

I Am

Which tarot card are you?


Undirected Creative Force. Open, receptive, devoid of pre-conceived notions. Beginnings.
A young man holding the white rose of innocence in his left hand and grasping a vagabond's staff and satchel in the other, wanders with his gaze to the heaves, about to step into and abyss. His is the transformative journey of the spirit from innocence through experience into wisdom. his guardian and friend is the white dog symbolizing his own puppylike trust and fiath, for which the world labels him The Fool.
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