Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
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Uh oh, here we go again

Found on my Friend of Friends page is a meme:

Taken a picture completely naked?
Hell, I've been fired from a job for having done this.

Made out with someone on your friends list?
No... but I certainly wouldn't mind with some of them... (stop looking so hopeful, ehowton, I'm not talking about you).

Danced in front of a mirror naked?
I don't dance.

Ever had a one night stand?
No.

Told a lie?
I used to... but I haven't in many years.

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
Almost always.

Been arrested?
No.

Seen someone die?
Not literally, but I have been to some coffee houses where you'd think...

Kissed a picture?
No. It's only a picture.

Slept in until 5pm?
I used to do that all the time. Nowadays I have work and am responsible. Stop laughing, asshole.

Had sex at work (on the clock)?
No.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Every day.

Held a snake?
Yes, actually! And it wasn't as gross as I was expecting it to be.

Ran a red light?
Drunks run red lights. Stoners wait for the stop sign to change.

Been suspended from school?
No, but I got kicked out once.

Totaled your car in an accident?
That was how The Zen Room went. suitboyskin was there. @#*$ing rotaries.

Pole danced?
I don't dance.

Been fired from a job?
Heh. Yeah. A couple of times.

Sang karaoke?
Only when very, very, very, very drunk.

Done something/someone you told yourself you wouldn't?
Yes, I have bought a Hans Zimmer album. *slinks off, ashamed*

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Only once. I don't remember why.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
No.

Kissed in the rain?
No.

Sang in the shower?
I hum in the shower all the time.

Gave your private parts a nickname?
No. I always though that was silly.

Ever gone to school/work without underwear?
Sometimes.

Sat on a roof top?
Yes. It was something done often at Tim's apartment in Manhattan and suitboyskin's apartment in Long Island City.

Played chicken?
Hell's no. My penis isn't small enough for that to be an appealing activity.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yes, though again, not for many years.

Broken a bone?
No.

Mooned/flashed someone?
No.

Had sex with your socks on?
No. I have to take my socks off.

Shaved your head?
No. But my head seems to want to be bare, so it decided to bald all on its own.

Slept naked?
Yes. But only when I'm with somebody else, otherwise there's just too much floppage.

Blacked out from drinking?
No, although I have come close, I think.

Played a prank on someone?
All the time.

Had a gym membership?
What's a gym?

Felt like killing someone?
Of course! Everybody does, and if they say they don't, they're lying.

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
Yeah, but she deserved it. I'm serious.

Cried over someone you were in love with?
Hm. Yeah.

Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
No... but I'd like to try.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
Nah.

Been in a band?
No, but I've been a roadie. Kind of.

Subscribed to Maxim?
Nah. I like the pictures but the frat boy mentality is just too abrasive.

Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
Nah. I can't do that sort of thing.

Shot a gun?
No. I HATE guns.

Shot a bow and arrow?
Yes. I took archery at Usdan.

Played strip poker?
Nope.

Tripped on mushrooms?
I tried, once. The 'shrooms apparently weren't very good, so they had a negligible effect.

Donated Blood?
I didn't use to because I smoked, now I'm just lazy. I should, shouldn't I?

Video taped yourself having sex?
No.

Eaten alligator meat?
Yes. It was very strange, not something I'm too keen on trying again.

Ever jump out of an airplane?
No. They put safety belts in planes to keep that sort of silliness from happening.

Have you been to more than 10 countries?
No, but hopefully someday...

Been caught having sex in your car?
I've never had sex in a car. Why would I when I have a perfectly good apartment?
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