Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
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Friday before a three day weekend.

This is an interesting and humorous video. NOT WORK SAFE. A co-worker explained to me how she does it. Neat trick.


Kentucky Fried Movie came up in conversation yesterday, so naturally...



Welcome to The Wonderful World of Sex, where together, we will achieve a new and exciting level of sexual fulfillment. After dimming the lights, give your partner a reassuring smile and a gentle kiss. Then, move to opposite sides of the bedroom to disrobe. The revelation of erogenous zones is an enticing prelude to sexual foreplay. Become aware now of your own body as it readies itself for the ultimate sensual awareness.

It is now time to approach your love partner. Placing both hands behind her waist, tenderly kissing her on the lips, moving smoothly up the torso, slowly massaging the erotic areas, and gently exploring the curves of the upper body. There. Wasn't that nice? Now you are ready to approach the conjugal bed, relaxing as you fill your senses in your World of Awareness.

At this time, the male may whisper to the female: a. I love you, b. I need you, or c. I want you. The female may respond by repeating "I want you now." "I want you now." "Requierdos a todos." "Reqierdos a todos."

We are now ready to heighten our foreplay to petting. The male may fondle her back and arms. The female, if she is so inclined, may latch on to his honker. Now he may kiss her gently on the face and neck, seeking out the erogenous zones. The kissing should be increasingly passionate, with both partners working into a sexual frenzy.



One of the most frequent problems encountered during the sexual act is that of premature ejaculation. Should premature ejaculation occur, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with...



BIG JIM SLADE


Big Jim is a former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs and is outfitted with various whips, chains and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off!!! Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!!!



So there.
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