Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332

Soft R


Living In Oblivion


NICK

Look, Tito. It's not that big a deal. It's a dream, all right. Strange things happen in a dream. All you have to do is laugh. Why is that such a problem?

TITO

Why does it have to be a dwarf?

NICK

What?

TITO

Why does my character have to be a dwarf?

NICK

He doesn't have to be a dwarf.

TITO

Then why is he?! Is that the only way you can make this a dream; put a dwarf in it?

NICK

No, Tito; that's not --

TITO

Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it?! Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? NO! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them! And I'm a fucking dwarf! The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! Make it weird; put a dwarf in it. Everyone will go "whoa whoa whoa, must be a dream, there's a fucking dwarf in it!" Well, I'm sick of it. You can take this Dream Sequence and shove it up your ass!




I didn't realize they started showing R rated movies during the day on cable. Of course, they're only 'soft Rs,' but nevertheless it was one of the constants of my childhood that has changed while I wasn't looking.
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