Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332

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Yoinked from hadara is a pretty long meme:

FOOD-OLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice? Bleu Cheese.

What is your favourite fast food restaurant? Qdobo.

What is your favourite sit down restaurant? Does anybody remember Mexican Gardens?

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? I always tip well. I hate people who are stingy with the tip.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? None. That's why there are so many of them.

What are your pizza toppings of choice? Fresh garlic definitely. Possibly pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, peppers... depends.

What do you like to put on your toast? Butter and some form of jam or marmalade.

What is your favourite type of gum? I don't chew gum.

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TECHN-OLOGY

Number of contacts in your cell phone? 91.

Number of contacts in your email address book? A lot, but many of them are defunct addresses.

What is your wallpaper on your computer? On the laptop is the alien, on my home computer is a map of Middle Earth. I haven't even taken the new one out of its box yet.

What is your screensaver on your computer? Flying through space.

How many televisions are in your house? 1.

What kitchen appliance do you use the least? Coffeemaker.

What is the radio station you listen to the most? I don't listen to the radio.

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BI-OLOGY

What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? My beard?

Are you right handed or left handed? Left.

Do you like your smile? Yes, actually.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Well, there was that whole briss thing a few years ago... then my gall bladder. Everything else should still be there.

Would you like to? What?

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? My toolbag.

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MISC-OLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Nah.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Destructificator.

How do you express your artistic side? Making mixes, drawing pictures, writing.

What colour do you think you look best in? Red.

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? The millicents have got nothing on me, brother.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? Not that I can recall offhand.

If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Okay, raise your hand if "ew."

How often do you go to church? Never. I loathe religion, it is cancer of the soul.

Have you ever saved someone’s life? I actually pulled my co-worker Charlie out of oncoming traffic once.

Has someone ever saved yours? Yes.

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DARE-OLOGY

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? Hey, I once got fired for nudity that I did FOR FREE!

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Depends on who it was. And my price for James Gandolfini would be higher than that for, say, David Bowie.

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No, I need those.

Would you never blog again for $50,000? How sadistic.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? See the public street question.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Sure.

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? Heh. I couldn't. Unless it were certain people.

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? Yeah, sure.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Heh... does this mean that you're already sending me the check?
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