Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
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Selridge

Don't you know anything?

Eugene Morris Jerome

Maybe not in actual experience, but I have all the information I need.

Selridge

You don't know shit, Jerome. Do you know how many positions there are?

Eugene Morris Jerome

American or worldwide?

Carney
(laughs)

This guy is a riot.

Selridge

For five bucks, how many positions are there?

Eugene Morris Jerome

Let me think.

Selridge

Do you want me to tell you?

Eugene Morris Jerome

No.

Selridge

I'm gonna tell you. There are seventeen acceptable positions.

Eugene Morris Jerome

Acceptable? What is there, an Olympic committee that votes on positions?

Carney

I can't believe this guy is from New York.

Eugene Morris Jerome

Besides, you're wrong. There's fifty-two positions.

Selridge

Fifty-two? You're crazy. Where did you ever get that from?

Eugene Morris Jerome

I saw a dirty deck of cards once.
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