Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332

"Well, I say we hire a couple'a wranglers to go upstairs and beat the shit out of him."


Dick

So! This is what you're into now! Bondage!

Judy

What's that?

Dick

Bondage, S&M, sex games!

Judy

That's right! All of it, I'm into everything, now get out of here!

Dick

Who was that guy?

Judy

He's my boss.

Dick

Your boss! You're having an affair with your boss, isn't that typical!

Judy

Just like you had an affair with your secretary!

Dick

But, Judy, you can't do this! This isn't you!

Judy

Don't you tell me what I can or can't do! Those days are over! And if I want to have an affair, or play sex games, or do M&M's, you can't stop me!

Dick

M&M's?



Yoinked from everybody are these Memes From Beyond Venus!!!


Y O U . . . C A N . . . O N L Y . . . T Y P E . . . O N E . . . W O R D !
N O . . . E X P L A N A T I O N S ! (And apparently only talk like Kirk....)
Not as easy as you might think. . .

1. Yourself?
Thirsty

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife?
Where?

3. Your hair?
Thinning

4. Your mother?
Food

5. Your father?
Who?

6. Your Favorite Item?
Artoo

7. Your dream last night?
Forgotten

8. Your Favorite drink?
Water

9. Your Dream Car/truck?
Aston Martin DB5 (I know that's more than one word, but the question called for it)

10. The Room You Are In?
Bedroom

11. Your Ex?
Forsaken

12. Your fear?
Zombies

13. What you want to be in 10 years?
Great

14. Who you hung out with last night?
Raz

15. What You're Not?
Coupled

16. Muffins?
Banana

17. One of Your Wish List Items?
Computer Cart (again, that's the answer to the question; "computer" I already have, "cart" doesn't explain what I'm using it for)

19. The Last Thing You Did?
Ate

20. What You Are Wearing?
Drawers

21. Your Favorite Weather?
Autumn

22. Your Favorite Book?
Long

23. The Last Thing You Ate?
Potato Kugel (look, folks, I'm trying to be as brief with this as possible)

24. Your Life?
Lonely

25. Your Mood?
Good

26. Your body?
Padded

27. What are you thinking about right now?
Drinking

28. Your truck/car:
Bronze

29. What are you doing at the moment?
Meming

30. Your summer?
Hot


The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.



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