"Just think... the next time I shoot somebody I'm liable to be arrested."

Annabelle Rumford
I would like now to introduce a most distinguished American. This week he is being honored for his one thousandth drug dealer killed. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome Lieutenant Frank Drebin of Police Squad.

Frank Drebin
In all honesty, the last two I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug dealers.