What a plodding excuse for a Monday morning... so why not some "Ed Wood?"
P.A.You were great as Karloff's sidekick!
Bela LugosiKarloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!
Edward D. Wood, JrWhat happened?
Bela LugosiHow dare that asshole bring up Karloff? You think it takes talent to do Frankenstein? It's all makeup and grunting.
Edward D. Wood, JrBela, I agree with you 100%. Now, "Dracula," that's a role that requires talent.
Bela LugosiOf course. Dracula requires presence. It's all in the eyes, and the voice, and the hands...
Edward D. Wood, Jr
(interrupting)That's right. That's right. You seem a little agitated. You wanna to go outside and get some air?
Bela LugosiBullshit! I'm ready now! Roll the camera!