Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
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What a plodding excuse for a Monday morning... so why not some "Ed Wood?"


P.A.
You were great as Karloff's sidekick!

Bela Lugosi
Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!

Edward D. Wood, Jr
What happened?

Bela Lugosi
How dare that asshole bring up Karloff? You think it takes talent to do Frankenstein? It's all makeup and grunting.

Edward D. Wood, Jr
Bela, I agree with you 100%. Now, "Dracula," that's a role that requires talent.

Bela Lugosi
Of course. Dracula requires presence. It's all in the eyes, and the voice, and the hands...

Edward D. Wood, Jr
(interrupting)
That's right. That's right. You seem a little agitated. You wanna to go outside and get some air?

Bela Lugosi
Bullshit! I'm ready now! Roll the camera!
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