Yoinked from suitboyskin is this meme:
- Where is your dad right now?
He's probably at work, whatever it is he does over there in Rhode Island.
- Name five things you did today.
- Woke up
- Showered and brushed teeth
- Repaired 32.HCGS.316940
- Installed 32.HCGL.332409
- Woke up
- What color is your watch?
I'm not wearing one.
- Do you like anyone?
- Where does your best friend work?
I don't have any one best friend, so there is a bit of a range there.
- What are you listening to right now?
My co-workers are watching a bootleg of Casino Royale.
- What do you smell like?
- What color are your parents?
- Have you ever done a chinese fire drill?
For practical purposes, yes.
- What color is your bedroom floor?
- Do you have a chair in your room?
An office chair for the computer cart and the comfy chair.
- Do you know anyone who is engaged?
- What's your favorite number(s)?
One is as good as any other... no pun intended.
- Do you know someone named Betsy?
- What color is your mom's hair?
- Do you have a dog?
No, but my parents do, and I sometimes refer to him as mine (he loves me).
- Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
Oh, yes. I had a strange fascination with "That'll Be the Day" when I was two. Not that I had any idea what it was about.
- When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
I spoke to my brother most recently last week.
- Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Yes, and I didn't like it very much until I went to Usdan Center, which was an art camp.
- Do you like fire?
In a fireplace.
- Are you allergic to anything?
All of a sudden, when I turned 27 I became allergic to pollen.
- When was the last time you cried?
Not that long ago.
- Have you ever been to a spa?
I've had jobs in spas.
- Did you take science all four years of high school?
- Do you like butterflies?
Not when they're in my stomach.
- Have you ever seen the school counselor?
No. Although one of my English teachers (Mrs. Stuttman) went down to my guidance counselor (Mrs. Rainey) to yell at her for having put me in her class.
- Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
- What is one thing you've learned about life?
Nobody knows anything.
- Are you jealous of anyone?
Most everyone, actually.
- Is anyone jealous of you?
They'd be fools to be.
- Ever been stuck in an elevator?
- What does your mom call you?
- What do your friends call you?
Josh pretty much covers it.
- What does you hair look like right now?
Dirty blonde and wavy.
- Has a friend ever used you?
- Has anyone told you that they like you more than a friend?
Not really. Well, sort of. Can I pass?
- What have you eaten today?
As yet, nothing.
- Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
- Who was the last person you drove with?
I gave Anel, one of our dispatchers a ride home the other day.
- What are you looking forward to?
At the moment, lunch.
- How are you today?
Much, much better.