Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt


I have informed the dispatchers that should any of them ever put
another analog data line in my work again for any reason,

...any reason whatsoever...

...I would bring jihad upon them.

They will be force-fed the flesh of their children.
They will be tortured until they beg for their deaths.
And I will shave their cats.

I have completed my new single disc Jerry Goldsmith Star Trek mix (both an abridgement of the overlong Star Trek double disc in my Memorial Box Set and a companion piece to the Silver Screen Star Trek compilation), and I am pretty happy about it. Track listing and liner notes will be posted shortly.

I have not gotten enough sleep this week. Each night I have intended to go to bed early and each night I kept getting caught up in something. Tonight, however...

Funnier in concept than execution, but still worth a gander if you're seriously addicted to the game is the World Series of Uno.

Yoinked from heybishop is another movie meme:

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
( ) Lilo & Stitch

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( ) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre – the original
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
( ) Robots

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
(x) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG – 1933 and 1976 versions

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving Christmas
( ) Flubber

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
(x) Lucky Number Slevin
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) The Fog
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
(x) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss's Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds – both versions
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3

(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday – the original
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street – the original
(x) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Raiders of the Lost Ark (note: this was originally listed as Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, but fuck that!)
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
(x) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
(x) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History X
( ) Three

( ) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
(x) Willard

( ) High Tension
( ) National Lapoon's : Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
(x) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
(x) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
(x) Ewoks The Battle For Endor

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
(x) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal

And from my cousin on MySpace is another survey:

Last friend you:
1. Saw: Charlie and Dre just stepped out to go to their jobs.
2. My customer contact.
3. Russ.
4. waystone.

1. Wearing: "Heroes" promo shirt (from the Tower days).
2. Better than yesterday: No analog data circuits.
3. What were you doing two hours ago: Dozing on the 7 Express.

1. Is: Saturday
2. Got any plans: Hopefully dim sum with Russ, cleaning my apartment, laundry, listening to a lot of music and possibly squeezing in a viewing of Throne of Blood, which the erstwhile Netflix just delivered.
3. Dislikes about tomorrow: Cleaning my apartment, laundry.

1. Missing someone: Yes.
2. Mood: T.G.I.F. And 4/20 at that.
3. Wanting: Breakfast.


Q: First thing you did this morning?
A: Snoozed the alarm.

Q: What's the last thing you ate?
A: Pizza, last night.

Q: What's annoying you right now?
A: My customer contact is being elusive.

Q: Do you believe in long distance relationships?
A: Heh.

Q: Who is on your mind right now?
A: Heh.

Q. Where is the last place you went?
A: Er... work?

Q: Do you have any siblings?:
A: Yes! It was his birthday yesterday!

Q: What would you get pierced if your best friend was paying?
A: Shouldn't the question be would you get something pierced if your friend was paying in the first place?

Q: Do you think that a person is thinking of you?
A: Yes.

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: No, that's just silly.

Q: Are you a friendly person?:
A: Not really. I'm actually something of a misanthrope.

Q: Whose bed did you sleep in last night?:
A: My own.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: Black with green lettering.

Q: Would you get the name tattooed for a free Coach purse?
A: What the fuck is a Coach purse and why would I want a tattoo for it?

Q: Do you have more guy friends or girl friends?
A: In real life, guys. Online, girls.

Q: What was the last thing you did before you went to sleep last night?
A: Listened to a few cuts from my new Jerry Goldsmith Star Trek mix.

Q: Take any vitamins?
A: No.

Q: What are you about to do?
A: Get breakfast.

Q: Do you ever check your phone while waiting for someone to call?
A: Constantly.

Q: Rate life as of right now 1-10.
A: 7.5

HAPPY 4/20!!!
Tags: 420, cartoons, games, memes, mix workshop

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