Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332

Further down the spiral...

EIGHT Lasts
  1. Last time you smoked: My last cigarette was on July 3, 2002 at 3:45 in the afternoon, outside of the Boston Market with jailnurse.
  2. Last beverage: Coffee.
  3. Last phone call: Left a voicemail with my manager asking him who my second man is for this roof job.
  4. Last text message: waystone, last night.
  5. Last CD played: The Alien Quartet
  6. Last bubble bath: Years and years ago.
  7. Last time you cried: From the intense pain of viewing the horrifically bad 300.
  8. Last meal: Spinach croissant.


EIGHT Have You’s
  1. Have you ever dated someone twice? No.
  2. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.
  3. Have you ever bought condoms? Yes.
  4. Have you ever kissed someone & regreted it? No.
  5. Have you ever fallen in love? Yes.
  6. Have you ever lost someone? Kind of.
  7. Have you ever been depressed? Of course. Not clinically so, but I've been depressed. It's part of being alive.


Name SIX things you did in the past three days
  1. Completed the artwork and liner notes for Redwoods at last.
  2. Brought The Bronze Mist in for her inspection.
  3. Corrected a glaring error on the The Alien Quartet master.
  4. Celebrated Mojito Monday.
  5. Did a cable run with Charlie for our co-worker Greg.
  6. Got some juicy gossip.


List THREE people you can tell pretty much anything to
  1. jailnurse
  2. suitboyskin
  3. melancthe


List THREE favorite colors
  1. Blue
  2. Orange
  3. Red


  1. Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
    Yes... 'course it was only a peck on the cheek...

  2. Have you ever seen your best friends cry?
    Some of them.

  3. What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid?
    Flinstones hallucinogens... the flowers are a million strong and growing!!!

  4. What is the last thing you ate?
    A chocolate croissant.

  5. Did you get any compliments today?
    My co-workers were shocked that I showed up on time today. Does that count?

  6. Have you ever gone to court?
    I've been rejected for jury duty.

  7. Are you friends with your neighbors?
    No. I have nothing against them, I just don't know them.

  8. What languages does your dad speak?
    English, Italian and some Spanish.

  9. Where have you lived throughout your life?
    New York City.

  10. When was the last time you drove more than 15 minutes?
    This morning, bringing The Bronze Mist to the shop for her (overdue) emissions inspection.

  11. Whats your favorite fruit to eat?
    Mango!

  12. Have you ever thrown up/passed out from drinking?
    Of course.

  13. How many times have you drank alcohol?
    How am I supposed to answer that?

  14. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
    No.

  15. Have you ever toilet papered someone's house?
    No, but I've toilet papered Chris Ward's car!

  16. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's/brother's friend?
    No.

  17. Have you ever gone to a beach?
    Several times.

  18. Have you ever had a stalker?
    Sort of.

  19. Do you remember your music teacher's names?
    Miss Espada.

  20. How good is your eyesight?
    Excellent, as far as I can see.

  21. Have you ever gone to a party?
    I refuse to join a party that would have me for a member... of course I've been to parties.

  22. Would you ever swim with the sharks?
    You've obviously never jay walked across Queens Boulevard during rush hour.

  23. Have you seen your best friend naked?
    Do you like movies about gladiators?

  24. What's the best wedding you've been to?
    jailnurse's.

  25. Would your parents be mad if you got suspended for fighting?
    Do you know what you have to do in this company to get suspended? Sheesh...

  26. Where are your siblings right now?
    Zach should be in school right now.

  27. What's the last dream you can remember?
    The crazy zombie dream that put me off watching Shaun of the Dead.

  28. Who was the last person that called you?
    I'd really rather not think about that right now.

  29. What time did you wake up this morning?
    5:30.

  30. What did you do this weekend?
    Worked on a CD Friday night, got seriously drunk Saturday night into Sunday morning, briefly watched some live amateur porn (long story) and watched Raiders of the Lost Ark with Raz on Sunday.

  31. When was the last time you were really sick and where was it?
    A while ago... though I've had some serious allergies last week and the week before.

  32. Who's the last celebrity you touched?
    I don't touch celebrities.

  33. Do you wear colored contacts?
    No.

  34. What were you doing at 4am this morning?
    Sleeping.

  35. What do you usually do first in the morning?
    Masturbate. Hey, you asked.

  36. Do you know anybody in the Army?
    No. I know people that were in the Army...

  37. What are you going to do after this?
    Harass my manager about the second man for my roof job.



Body: 60 honest answers.
If you're not going to be honest, don't take this survey.

NOTE: One is missing.

  1. Where is the last place you held hands?
    It happened so long ago, I couldn't tell you.

  2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
    Of course. I am a graduate of the Max Klinger School of the Section Eight.

  3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
    No. I can't sleep with the TV or music on.

  4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
    No.

  5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
    Yes.

  6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
    About three years.

  7. Are you a fast typer?
    Extremely.

  8. Are you afraid of the dark?
    No, I like the dark.

  9. Do you like someone right now?
    Yes.

  10. What ended your last relationship?
    The fact that she was a psycho hose beast who fucked around, rubbed my face in it, and proceeded to go nuts.

  11. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
    I don't have a bathtub in my apartment.

  12. Do you knock on wood?
    That's a silly superstition.

  13. Are you drinking anything right now?
    No.

  14. Do you think you're smart?
    Not really. I don't care what my test scores say.

  15. Have you ever been in love?
    Yes.

  16. Do you miss someone right now?
    Yes.

  17. What do you want for Christmas?
    A harem.

  18. Do you know the muffin man?
    I am the Muffin Man!

  19. Do you talk in your sleep?
    I don't know, I'm asleep.

  20. Do you remember your 1st crush?
    Yes.

  21. Have you ever flown a kite?
    No.

  22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
    In the ocean at South Beach, the day of Nate's wedding.

  23. Do you consider yourself successful?
    No.

  24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
    102.

  25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
    Yes! I traded it in for my kindgom. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

  26. Plans for tomorrow?
    Wear red.

  27. What did you do this past weekend?
    Worked on a CD Friday night, got seriously drunk Saturday night into Sunday morning, briefly watched some live amateur porn (long story) and watched Raiders of the Lost Ark with Raz on Sunday. Déjà vu!

  28. Miss being at school right now?
    Yes.

  29. When's the last time you told someone you loved them?
    Very recently.

  30. Do you want to be single?
    No.

  31. How are you feeling today?
    Pretty good.

  32. Who's your hero?
    Sir Richard Francis Burton.

  33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
    I was kicked out of college.

  34. What are you looking forward to?
    Hopefully my mother will take my hints seriously and I'll get a Lightscribe drive for my birthday...

  35. If you could be stranded with one person for 24 hours who would it be?
    That information is on a need-to-know basis only.

  36. Do you bite your nails?
    No, I trim them.

  37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
    Yes, I've eaten White Castle.

  38. Can you handle the truth?
    I am no good at dissembling, so one might say that all I can handle is the truth.

  39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
    As a matter of fact, I tried green eggs and ham at the Cafeteria restaurant on South Beach. The green eggs were eggs scrambled with pesto and goat cheese. And yes, I do like green eggs and ham, though Sam I am most certainly not.

  40. What 3 things do you always bring with you to places?
    My cellphone, my house keys and my wallet.

  41. Any cool scars?
    I have a little one underneath my right eyebrow from the golf ball incident.

  42. Are you missing in action?
    No, I'm Braddock: Missing in Action 2.

  43. What's your deepest secret?
    If I told you in a public post, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it?

  44. How often do you talk on the phone?
    That's my job, dude.

  45. Do you believe in love?
    Yes.

  46. Is there something you want that you can't have?
    At the moment. We shall see how that develops over time, though.

  47. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
    Face, breasts, hands, feet. Apologies to those with delicate sensibilities about the breasts part, but from a biological point of view, they're there to get that attention.

  48. When was your last time you cried?
    Eek. Enough with this question, already.

  49. Who did you last hug?
    My grandmother, this morning, to say hello.

  50. Do you get along with your family?
    Most of it.

  51. Where is your phone?
    On the desk atop my Moleskin work notebook.

  52. What was the last thing you ate?
    Once again...

  53. Favorite Color?
    Blue.

  54. Last movie you saw?
    Shrek the Third in theaters, Raiders of the Lost Ark at home.

  55. What song are you listening to?
    It was "Attack on Brett" from Alien.

  56. What do you want?
    Happiness.

  57. Favorite Car?
    The Zen Room, my old Toyota Corolla. She had a teeny tiny turning radius, was maneuverable as the Millenium Falcon, used almost no gas and was very comfortable. She was claimed as tribute by the evil gods of Boston.

  58. What T.V. show are you watching?
    I was catching a few episodes of Angel from time to time of late.

  59. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone
    Once again...
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