Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
swashbuckler332

Just a quick one before bed

Yoinked from revolos55:

Pick the month you were born in.

1 - I ate
2 - I jumped
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I needed
5 - l ran shirtless with
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I smoked with
8 - I banged
9 - I shot
10 - I robbed
11 - I stabbed
12 - I killed

Pick the day you were born on

01 - A toothbrush
02 - a dog
03 - a hottie
04 - A homo
05 - a rock star
06 - my lover
07 - my boyfriend
08 - a glass of milk
09 - the kool-aid man
10 - a homeless guy
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - a porn star
14 - a drink
15 - a horse
16 - a pot head
17 - toe lint
18 - a stripper
19 - a crackhead
20 - a condom
21 - Paris Hilton
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a easter egg
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a French fry
29 - your mom
30 - a mop
31 - Your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that bitch stole my taco
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my boyfriend!!!
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Tye dye - because I didn't like the way they looked at me
Tags: memes
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