Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
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A plethora of goofy shorts...

ALL MOSTLY WORK SAFE

Ernie Fosselius' immortal Hardware Wars:





Marv Newland's classic Bambi Meets Godzilla:




...it's all about the mailboxes in Rick Harper's Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind:





...and Mr. Fosselius returned with Porklips Now:





Yoinked from revolos:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Joshua
Birthday:September 6
Birthplace:Queens, New York
Current Location:Queens, New York
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Blonde
Height:6'
Right Handed or Left Handed:Left
Your Heritage:Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today:I haven't put on shoes yet.
Your Weakness:Laziness
Your Fears:Zombie movies!!!
Your Perfect Pizza:Fresh garlic from Umberto's... yum.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Make the move to the hi-def video platforms,
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"Pieces," a riff on "peace" that nobody gets.
Thoughts First Waking Up:"Another hard-on?" (hey, you asked)
Your Best Physical Feature:My hands.
Your Bedtime:When I'm tired... usually between 10:30 and midnight.
Your Most Missed Memory:Seeing my films projected.
Pepsi or Coke:Water
MacDonalds or Burger King:Boston Market
Single or Group Dates:I'll let you know when I can compare.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Water.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee:Ice Coffee.
Do you Smoke:No.
Do you Swear:Like a sailor who drives a truck on the deck.
Do you Sing:If you get me drunk at Karaoke.
Do you Shower Daily:Often more than that.
Have you Been in Love:Yes.
Do you want to go to College:Yes.
Do you want to get Married:Eventually.
Do you belive in yourself:There are times when I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness:Sometimes.
Do you think you are Attractive:Not really.
Are you a Health Freak:Hell no.
Do you get along with your Parents:My mother and stepdad, yes. My father and I have a mutual apathy.
Do you like Thunderstorms:As long as I can stay dry and warm, they sound cool.
Do you play an Instrument:Unfortunately not.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked:No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:What kind of a question is that?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Yes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage:No.
In the past month have you been Dumped:No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No.
Ever been Drunk:Yes.
Ever been called a Tease:No.
Ever been Beaten up:No.
Ever Shoplifted:Yes.
How do you want to Die:When I'm old and have a huge family that loves me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Filmmaker...
What country would you most like to Visit:Italy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Whatever works best for them.
Favourite Hair Color:Whatever works best for them.
Short or Long Hair:Whatever works best for them.
Height:Whatever works best for them.
Weight:Whatever works best for them.
Best Clothing Style:Whatever works best for them.
Number of Drugs I have taken:This is about me again? 4.
Number of CDs I own:Thousands
Number of Piercings:None
Number of Tattoos:None
Number of things in my Past I Regret:I do regret missed opportunities, but I've never set out to hurt anybody.

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