ALL MOSTLY WORK SAFE Ernie Fosselius' immortal Hardware Wars : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7p96aiE32k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UVVBctvylU Marv Newland's classic Bambi Meets Godzilla : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAVYYe87b9w ...it's all about the mailboxes in Rick Harper's Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y1EXX4G7H4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gy3K5TBcAU ...and Mr. Fosselius returned with Porklips Now : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adnNFnlFpGI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcLKCYhnXjg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ncA1XwFwtU Yoinked from revolos: TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Joshua Birthday: September 6 Birthplace: Queens, New York Current Location: Queens, New York Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Blonde Height: 6' Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Your Heritage: Mutt The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven't put on shoes yet. Your Weakness: Laziness Your Fears: Zombie movies!!! Your Perfect Pizza: Fresh garlic from Umberto's... yum. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make the move to the hi-def video platforms, Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Pieces," a riff on "peace" that nobody gets. Thoughts First Waking Up: "Another hard-on?" (hey, you asked) Your Best Physical Feature: My hands. Your Bedtime: When I'm tired... usually between 10:30 and midnight. Your Most Missed Memory: Seeing my films projected. Pepsi or Coke: Water MacDonalds or Burger King: Boston Market Single or Group Dates: I'll let you know when I can compare. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Water. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate. Cappuccino or Coffee: Ice Coffee. Do you Smoke: No. Do you Swear: Like a sailor who drives a truck on the deck. Do you Sing: If you get me drunk at Karaoke. Do you Shower Daily: Often more than that. Have you Been in Love: Yes. Do you want to go to College: Yes. Do you want to get Married: Eventually. Do you belive in yourself: There are times when I do. Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes. Do you think you are Attractive: Not really. Are you a Health Freak: Hell no. Do you get along with your Parents: My mother and stepdad, yes. My father and I have a mutual apathy. Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as I can stay dry and warm, they sound cool. Do you play an Instrument: Unfortunately not. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. In the past month have you Smoked: No. In the past month have you been on Drugs: What kind of a question is that? In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. In the past month have you been on Stage: No. In the past month have you been Dumped: No. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. Ever been Drunk: Yes. Ever been called a Tease: No. Ever been Beaten up: No. Ever Shoplifted: Yes. How do you want to Die: When I'm old and have a huge family that loves me. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Filmmaker... What country would you most like to Visit: Italy. In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Whatever works best for them. Favourite Hair Color: Whatever works best for them. Short or Long Hair: Whatever works best for them. Height: Whatever works best for them. Weight: Whatever works best for them. Best Clothing Style: Whatever works best for them. Number of Drugs I have taken: This is about me again? 4. Number of CDs I own: Thousands Number of Piercings: None Number of Tattoos: None Number of things in my Past I Regret: I do regret missed opportunities, but I've never set out to hurt anybody. CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!