Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt

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"Hey, do we have any of that Plutonian Nyborg left?"

I (obviously) can not discuss what is going on with the case (which has a lot to do with why journal activity has been so sparse of late - for me yon blabbermouth* anyway), but I can say that I don't think that we will be in deliberation past tomorrow.

So in continuation of my in-depth non-coverage of my jury duty experience:

...the only part of this movie that is...

This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, send it back to the person that sent it to you and your other friends. Title your subject "My fine is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine...

My fine is a lowly $235.00:

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..." Then repost it in your journal for us all to share.

1) You are upset. WHO is the FIRST person you call to vent to?
It depends on what I am upset about, and whether or not I want to vent. Sometimes I prefer to just be alone when I'm upset.

2)IF you had to choose, would you rather be an alcoholic or a pothead?
Pothead. Given the choice, I can't see any advantages to being an alcoholic.

3) WHO is the Last Person you hung out with?
Tim and Dave.

4.) How did you meet this person?
Benjamin N. Cardozo High School.

5.)Do you get along with guys or girls better?
I tend to get along with guys better in person. Online, I tend to get along with girls better.

6.) If you could trade cars with any of your friends, who would it be and what do they drive?
Do you honestly think anybody wants my eight year old Saturn? Even if the stereo is that cool?

7.) WHO do you want to win on "A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila?"
I don't know who the options are, and that show is very emblematic of why I no longer bother to watch television.

8)Okay, Honestly what do you think about Trisha being sent home on The Real World?
See question #7.

9.)Who do you want to win New York's heart on "I Love New York 2?"
I really don't care.

10) Have you ever fallen asleep upside down?

11.) Do you like shows like Forensic Files and Unsolved Mysteries?

12.) Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning?
Both, but I need my morning shower to wake up (of all the things one needs to do in order to get going, I think that's a pretty good one).

13.) List 3 people you were best friends with in 5th grade:
Mickey. Sam. Doc (don't remember his real name).

14.) What about in 10th grade?
Tim, Raz, John.

15.)and Now?
I don't think that's really a fair question.

16) What do these current friends of yours drive?
Some of them don't.

17.) Who is the best person to cheer you up?

18&19 seem to have slipped behind somebody's couch for some hanky panky.

20) When you see people, do you critique how they look or act?
Critique isn't the right word for it. "Observed with amused detachment" is better.

21)Who is the last person you added to your contacts list in your phone?

22)When is the last time you had pizza?
A surprisingly long time ago, the day Raz and I put the stereo in the car.

23) How do you think you look right this moment?
Somewhat neater than usual.

24) What is the next thing you are going to eat?
Now that I'm thinking about pizza...

25)IF you could spend a day with anybody from your past, who would it be?
My grandfather. But that would take quite a bit of doing.

26)If you had the chance to have your face put on a quarter, would you?
That sounds rather grotesque. Do you think it would fit?

27)Heard any really great quotes lately?
"I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain" (from Trading Places)

28)Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
I think I have.

29) What is the last movie you saw in a theatre?

30) How do you feel about clubs?
I think they're a bit more blunt than spades, more tangible than hearts, but not quite as hard as diamonds.

31) Do you remember the name of your first school you ever went to?

32) Do you still talk to your first love?

33) What do you think of people who have their name tattooed on them?
Pity. They obviously need to be reminded.

34) Currently thinking about?
Maybe my Lord of the Rings 2 disc set might have to be done sooner rather than later for a variety of reasons.

35) Is there a song that is driving you crazy because you don't know who sings it?
Nope. I tend to only listen to music that I've put on.

36) If you could either float on the moon, or snorkel the ocean, which would you pick?
Dude, floating on the moon is a unique life experience. I can go snorkeling on holiday.

37) What is the name of your siblings' best friend/s?
I don't know.

38) What is the last spoken words you heard?
"All right, talk to you tomorrow."

39) What is one of your favorite options on your phone?
Texting. No apologies.

40) What song that is currently out do you just LOVE?
I don't listen to current music.

41)What do you think of Britney Spears being pregnant again?

42) Do you ever just take random pictures of yourself when you are bored?

43) Do you work tomorrow?
No, but I have jury duty.

44) What is your favorite perfumes?
I don't know jack about perfumes.

45) Why did you take this survey?
Because I'm a total survey/quiz/meme whore and have no standards.

* - Blabbermouth... blabberfingers?
Tags: cinema, elmer bernstein, memes, movie moments
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