I just saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. All I'd have to do to curb anybody's enthusiasm for the film is to describe it, which I don't have the inclination to do right now. Suffice it to say that it would be difficult to point out one thing in the film that does work. A lot of mistakes were made here, probably starting with the decision to make the movie in the first place. What a complete and utter mess, a casebook example as to why certain people should leave well enough alone.
I hereby offer one vintage 1978 "May the Force Be With You" metal pin to any geek who brings me the severed head of George Lucas.Item payable upon receipt of head. No substitutions. Any collateral damage and other expenses are the responsibility of the payee. This offer can not be combined with any other bounty. Void where not prohibited by law.