Your result for The Director Who Films Your Life Test...
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 37% romantic, 20% comedy, 35% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.
And in honor of La La Land Records' new release:
NOT WORK SAFE - The "N" Word
What's your name?
Ever kissed anyone with glasses?
How many pillows on your bed?
Who's the last person you texted?
What was the best thing that happened to you last year?
The traveling I did early in the year.
Do any of your friends annoy you?
At times, any of my friends might annoy me.
Do you like anyone?
In that way? Not at present.
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Mel Brooks (see above).
Do you like Quiznos?
I prefer Subway myself.
Who do you make fun of the most?
What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
Sheesh... hours. I couldn't even guess.
Do you think you've gotten prettier since grade school? I was pretty?
Have you seen your best friend cry?
Most of them, yes.
Where did you last go out to eat?
Does Sunday at the Ren Faire count?
Do you dance in the car?
I don't dance. Usually.
Do you and your best friend act alike?
I have many common behavior with my friends, but nobody acts the way I do.
Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over?
I probably have the better home theater.
Have you ever thought you were gonna die?
I am eventually going to die. What kind of a question is that?
How do you like your steak?
Bloody as hell.
Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong?
No, but you have to convince me to get me to do so.
What shoes did you wear today?
Can you skateboard?
Not even slightly.
Have your parents seen your MySpace page?
I doubt it. It has nothing to with World of Warcraft.
How much money do you have on you right now?
Somewhere around thirty bucks.
Good, for the most part. Still a little lonely.
What did you do today?
If someone were to tell you they like you right now, would you care?
Yes, I would.
Where are you right now?
My work hole.
What are you listening to?
Actually, the television is on mute.
Where do you keep your money?
In the bank.
Where were you at 2:02am this morning?
At home, asleep.
Last place you took a plane to?
Florida, for Nate and Meg's wedding.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
The tester on the installation due date I should be working on instead of taking this inane survey.
Do you wear glasses?
What are you looking forward to in the next month?
A whole boatload of music coming my way.
Is the sun shining?
Sun is shining, the weather is sweet, yeahWhat does your most recent text say?
Make you wanna move your dancing feet now
To the rescue, here I am
Want you to know, yall, can you understand?
"Cool... on the way over we will grab food."
What would someone find UNDER your bed?
Cables and whatnot shoved under there.
What was the first thing that you thought about this morning? Music.
When was the last time you saw a cop?
This morning, on the subway.
Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
It wasn't so long ago.