Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt

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I see that the Urban Dictionary is not really much of a resource.

You can all blame marinshellstone for this one:

Go to Urban Dictionary and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
  1. Your name?
    A common name for handsome, intelligent men with big dicks, who are great in bed, commonly god like.
    My boyfriend is such a Josh.

  2. Your age?
    Slang for anal sex, similar to 69 or 89.
    The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents the top vie of a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.
    I'm gonna let my boyfriend 34 me this Thursday.

  3. One of your friends?
    This is a white substance which is sniffed.
    Cocaine, coke and crack

  4. What should you be doing?
    The act of eating breakfast, lunch or dinner. Usually refering to dinner.
    Most people don't enjoy fine dining all the time.

  5. A color?
    The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
    The sky is blue.

  6. Hometown?
    New York
    Power that comes form diversity.... Pride that comes from making it to the top....
    Nothing like the Big Apple.

  7. Month of your birthday?
    a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
    during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head
    jessica: 'Jake im coming over to give you a blowjob ok?'
    jake: 'Oh yeah it's September, I almost forgot!'

  8. Last person you talked to?
    A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.
    The dan could not control him his mirth as he viewed the movie Old School's lewd comedy.

  9. Your nickname?
    1. An extravagant swordsperson or adventurer of some sort.
    2. A sword-weiling hero/villain/person
    3. A play, movie, or book dealing with a swashbuckler, one who swashbuckles.
    IMPORTANT NOTE: SWASHBUCKLERS ARE NOT ALWAYS PIRATES! Yes, most pirates are swashbucklers, but not all swashbucklers are pirates! Also, not all pirates OR swashbucklers are MALE! Get it? Got it? Good.
    1 & 2. In that movie, he plays a dashing swashbuckler.
    3. 'What kind of books do you read?'
    'Oh, mostly fantasy tales and swashbucklers.'
Wow. I never had used the Urban Dictionary before, and I don't really think I will be again any time soon. What a mess.
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