An important message from gislebertus:
March forward, my comrades in arms.Hoist the colours of your sovereign and hang a pirate today!
Today marks the fourth anniversary of International King's Commissioner Day. In your travels, if you encounter any individual who uses speech patterns indicating an affinity for piracy, you are fully urged, nay, commanded to capture these miscreants and summarily hang them in the name of the Crown. Ignorance and recklessness are the marks of the pirate, and they pose a threat to all of our civilized institutions. They must be severely dealt with, lest their plague spread and undermine the very order of our society.
Do your part. Find a pirate and string 'im up today.