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Hell In Boston

The Car
This Sucks

Suit's friend got back to me. He will not be able to look at the car today. I am going to call around Toyota dealerships and the whatnot after I finish this post to try to get somebody who is not out to lunch.

Movie Quote of the Week


"Gozer the Traveler! He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

Top Ten Movie "Shits"

Film: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Year: 1969
Actor: Robert Redford Character: The Sundance Kid
Situation: Jumping off a cliff.
Line: Oooh.... sheeeeeee-ii-iiit!!!

Film: Repo Man Year: 1984
Actor: Bruce White Character: Reverend Larry
Situation: A bible is zapped by a radioactive car.
Line: Holee sheep-she-it!

Film: Ghostbusters Year: 1984
Actor: Ernie Hudson Character: Winston Zeddmore
Situation: Observing a huge something or other (that turns out to be a hundred foot tall marshmallow man) causing huge amounts of property damage.
Line: Aw shit!

Film: Spaceballs Year: 1987
Actor: John Candy Character: Barf
Situation: Agog at Princess Vespa's (Daphne Zuniga) slaughter of the troops that damaged her hair.
Line: Holy shit!
Note: This line is sold by the character's mechanical ears.

Film: Little Shop of Horrors Year: 1986
Actor: Levi Stubbs (voice) Character: Audrey II
Situation: Being electrocuted.
Line: Oh, shit!

Film: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Year: 1999
Actor: Trey Parker (voice) Character: Stan Marsh
Situation: Shocked response to Cartman (also Parker) saying, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?" through a megaphone.
Line: Holy shit, dude.

Film: X2 Year: 2003
Actor: Hugh Jackman Character: Logan/Wolverine
Situation: Logan observes Yuriko's adamantium manicure.
Line: Holy shit!

Film: Young Frankenstein Year: 1974
Actor: Kenneth Mars Character: Inspector Hans Wilhelm Friederich Kemp
Situation: Kemp's wooden arm is accidentally pulled off by the newly verbose Monster (Peter Boyle).
Line: Unt... shit!!!

Film: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Year: 1984
Actor: Harrison Ford Character: Henry Jones Jr.
Situation: On a rickety bridge, surrounded by vicious, bloodthirsty Thuggees.
Line: Aw, shit.
Note: This line is so perfect for this moment that the entire theater I first saw the movie in had said it just before Indy did in the film.

Film: Star Trek: Generations Year: 1994
Actor: Brent Spiner Character: Data
Situation: Seeing a planet loom in the viewscreen and realizing that the Enterprise is about to crash.
Line: Oh, shit.
Note: While this is a very memorable line with perfect delivery, it must be noted that the compilers of this list are aware of how crappy Generations actually is.


Tim has said the following:
If the car can't be repaired, then he has offered to come to Boston and pick me up.

If the car can be repaired, he has offered to take the train up to Boston so we can ride home.
You know, when the shit hits the fan and things look their bleakest, it is nice to know that you have a friend like that.

That's it. No flippant comment.

I wish I knew what that "Mousqueton" comment was all about on his RT journal, though. It translates to "rough hook" in AltaVista. It's probably some a Dumas reference. I hope it's a Dumas reference.

Whatever it is, it's probably really, really horrible and he wants to pick me up to make up for saying it about me.
Tags: ghostbusters, lists, movie moments

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