My mother yelled at me because I have kind of screwed up my finances. I wish I could get all self-righteous about this, but the fact of the matter is that she's right. I'm depending upon them right now, which is totally wrong.
Well, hopefully when I get back home, I can apply for a job at the new Barnes & Noble's that opened on Union Turnpike right by St. John's. How awesome would it be to work in a book store?
LAST PERSON WHO:
x. Slept in your bed: Me.
x. Saw you cry: My family.
x. Made you cry: The death of Indiana (dog).
x. You spent the night with: She who must not be named.
x. You shared a drink : Ryan.
x. You went to the movies with: Ryan.
x. You went to the mall with: Tim.
x. Yelled at you: My mom, because I'm a moron (see above).
x. Sent you an email: John Kerry.
x. You kissed: Stacy. It was a chaste kiss, though. Damn it.
HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it? Oh, yes.
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: No.
x. Have you ever been to New York? I live there.
x. ...Florida: Yes.
x. California: Yes.
x. Hawaii: No.
x. Mexico: No.
x. China: No.
x. Canada: Yes.
x. Chicago: Yes.
x. Danced naked: No.
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: Never the next day.
x. Wish you were the opposite sex: No.
x. Had an imaginary friend: No.
x. Things you like in a girl: Intelligence and compassion. And a healthy libido, too.
x. What book are you reading now: A Throne of Swords by George R.R. Martin.
x. Worst feeling in the world: Loneliness.
x. What is the first thing you think when you wake up: "Why can't I sleep another eight hours?"
x. Future daughter's name: I'm terrible with names.
x. Future son's name: Ibid.
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No.
x. What's under your bed: The floor.
x. Favorite sport to watch: What's a sport?
x. Current Age: 29
x. Siblings: One half-brother.
x. Location: Somewhere in Boston at the moment.
x. College plans: Will be graduating in December.
x. Piercings/tattoos: None. Not really a big fan.
x. Girlfriend: No, goddamnit.
x. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: Yes.
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: Oh, yeah.
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: No.
x. Want someone you don't have right now: Yup.
x. Are you lonely right now: Yes.
x. Ever afraid you'll never get married: I don't think about it.
x. Do you want to get married: I don't know.
x. Do you want kids: I don't know.
x. Room in house: The bedroom, which has the sound system.
x. Types of music: Film scores, classic rock, jazz, reggae, some grunge, baroque, romantic, modern.
x. Colors: Blue and orange.
x. Perfume or cologne: Why? Do I smell?
x. Month: October.
x. Stone: What?
IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: No.
x. Bought something: Food.
x. Gotten sick: No.
x. Sang: Yes.
x. Said "I Love You": No.
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: Yes.
x. Met someone new: No.
x. Moved on: No.
x. Talked to someone: Yes.
x. Missed someone: Yes.
x. Hugged someone: Yes.
x. Kissed someone: No.
x. Fought with your parents: No. Although I did get yelled at.
x. Do you do drugs: Sometimes.
x. Do you drink: Sometimes.
x. Who is your best friend: I don't have one best friend.
x. What are you most scared of: Boredom.
x. What clothes do you sleep in: Underwear.
x. Where do you want to get married: I don't know.
x. Who do you really hate: Stupid people.
x. Been in Love: Yes.
x. What type automobile do you drive: '97 Toyota Corolla (hopefully)
x. Do you have a job: Yes, although I'm on a leave of absence at the moment.
x. Do you like being around people: Smaller groups. Larger groups are sensory overload.
x. Are you for world peace: Yes.
x. Are you a health freak: Are you kidding?
Taxi cabs are the same everywhere, by the way.
Tim finally explained what Mosqueton was all about:
In Dumas' 3 Musketeer books, he was the faithful valet of Porthos, though the Valet-employer relationship often proved to be an inadequate relationship moniker as they became very good friends and had the same epicuran leanings.
Okay, this sounds a little squiggy.