I have decided that, for my birthday I will dispense with the more arty material, and concentrate on the absurd, with a special bend towards the amusement found within quality material - and this film is, indeed, quality, even if it has one of the funniest bits of competitive scenery-chewing in cinema history...
The Wrath of Khan
Khan, you bloodsucker!
Kirk... you're still alive, old friend.
Still, old friend!!! You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!
I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I will go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me... as you left her. Marooned, in the center of a dead planet.
Let's face it, it's a modern classic.
Thanks to socratic for the image