Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt

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The Adventure Continues...

You know, last night I was feeling pretty down because of the events of that day. I went to the videostore with the intention of renting a stupid teen jerk-off movie with titties in it. Unfortunately, I was decieved by both the ad campaign and box art into thinking that The Girl Next Door was going to be one of these, and so I was extremely pissed off when I found out that the director was taking the premise seriously. That was a big mistake.

You know, I have many peers who don't understand this, but movies that are dumb but work in their genres serve a purpose. Just because it's not art doesn't mean it's worthless. Of course, The Girl Next Door is not art, it's a silly concept that doesn't work if you try to play it straight. Which they did.

I'm not saying Elisha Cuthbert isn't nice eye-candy, though.

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The Red Got Bili Repress will be coming out with a new album soon. They are also collaborating with Sonrisol Colesterol on his next film score (sorry, personal joke to myself).

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For the record, to give credit where credit is due, I just wanted to say that the "remaster" gag posted yesterday originated with Tim. I am no plagiarist.

I'm no ding-a-ling either.

Hey, that makes me think of Kentucky Fried Movie!!!


Linda Chambers

recreate her most famous roll
and introducing
Nancy Reems and Susan Joyce

"Nancy, this is Susan, Susan, this is Nancy."

You will cream in your jeans when you see...

A Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production

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