Joshua Gizelt (swashbuckler332) wrote,
Joshua Gizelt
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Because I haven't taken enough quizzes recently...

THE CAVEMAN TEST
Pig!
Nggghhaahhh!
Grrr arrr Rum and Monkey.



PIRATE VOCABULARY TEST
js
Shiver me timbers you know loads about pirate vocabulary matey,
so Splice the Mainbrace and celebrate! Yoho!


pirate vocabulary
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WHAT KIND OF DRUNK ARE YOU TEST
I'm So Drunk!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey



ARE YOU A HEROIN ADDICT OR A KITTY CAT TEST
You're a cat!
You're a cat!
Take The Herione Addict or Kitty Cat Test today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</p>
Yes, you're a cat who never learns.




WHERE IS YOUR BRAIN TEST
In your Skull!
In your Skull!
Take Where's your Brain? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</p>

Grey matter, you got some located in that head of yours, and it seems to be working well for you!You form your own opinions not by following the pack, but by gathering the facts before you open your mouth. Odds are you don't watch much TV and effort to educate yourself on many different, relevant topics. The unfortunate side affect of having a brain is you can be apathetic or show anger to people that seem to have dropped theirs. Patience grasshopper, be the better person, not the bitter one ;)




WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO ARE YOU TEST
your a crazed madman
you're a crazed madman
Take what kind of weirdo are you? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</p>
er please leave,now




This wasn't overkill, was it?


...and now for something completely different...

A SHAVED PUSSY




The Complete Lyrics to a Much Beloved Song
...inspired by the Pirate lingo quiz.



Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

The mate was fixed by a bouncing spike!
The ocean sprayed by Marlin's pike!
And cookie's throat was marked alike!

Touched by fingers ten!
And there they lay,
At the break of day,
All good dead men...

YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!!!


Thank you. Thank you very much.

I did play Long John Silver in my sixth grade school play, you know.